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more about #minnesotavikings more comments → AzureTexan: If I recall correctly, it's on boats, not on planes, that the Vikings are in the upright and locked position. #minnesotavikings more » Business_Socks: Man, they threw those Brooke Hundley costumes into production quick. #minnesotavikings more » J-No: By the way is there anyone on board the plane who knows how to manage a football team? #minnesotavikings more » Artie Fufkin: The "like a kid out there" jokes are just as tired as the "like a kid out there" analysis from King, etc. #brettfavre more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Kneel before Sod. #brettfavre more » Weed Against Speed: It's Monday. Try not to get fired or sued this week. (Not as easy as it sounds.) So you're saying I shouldn't have taken that piss in the office coff... more » MattinglysSideburns: I haven't seen somebody watch a Fox running away so quietly somber, knowing that the run wouldn't end well since my grandmother waved at Terry in 1980... more » Weed Against Speed: To be honest, I'd prefer Brett Favre playing like a kid out there than Chester Taylor catching footballs like a retard. It's not volleyball, ya moron.... more » Clarence Rosario: Meanwhile, Eli Manning's crotch welcomes you from the side of a bus shelter in Murray Hill. #adrianpeterson more » ArkansasFred: Haha! Nice try Giuliani but there's still plenty of smut left in Times Square! #adrianpeterson more » MattinglysSideburns: I hear they're renaming Seventh Avenue to Eleven & a 1/3. #adrianpeterson more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I'm so excited for deleted scenes today I barely slept last night. Well, that and I have dysentery. I'll never finish the Oregon Trail! #adrianpeterson more » UkraineNotWeak: Usually it's Derek Jeter's crotch that welcomes you to NYC. #adrianpeterson more » the earl of weaver: Seventh Avenue? They should move that billboard to at least Ninth. #adrianpeterson more » Weed Against Speed: Derek Smalls approves. #adrianpeterson more » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Brad Childress Is No Elaine Dickinson, That's For Sure
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#wakeupdeadspin
Like A Kid Out There
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#wakeupdeadspin
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#nationalfootballleague
Minnesota Vikings Wide Receiver Bernard Berrian Has A Bit Of A Twitter Controversy Brewing
It appears that Bernard Berrian might have some 'splainin' to do after a photo of a naked woman showering turned up via "TweetPhoto" on his Twitter account. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Forget All Other Tributes: Presenting The Favre Firebird
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#violinsce
Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get Stabby
Lost and forlorn over Monday night's lost to the rival Vikings, one Packer fan took it upon himself to show one loudmouth he couldn't take the heckling anymore. So he stabbed him in the stomach. [StarTribune] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Disturbed Prop-Wielding Fanbase Enjoys Slightly Important Victory
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#duan
Get Ready To Favre Your Favren' Brains Out
Obviously, there's nothing left to be said about tonight's BIGGEST GAME EVER. (At least until next month when they play again in Green Bay. That might get some press, too.) More » -
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#nflhotw
NFL Highlight Of The Week: Favre Did It!
Because the NFL has such a stingy rebroadcast policy, we've decided to recreate the week's best highlight using a white gerbil, a tree frog and actual game audio. Suspend disbelief. More » -
#ballsdeep
Overhyped Week 4 NFL Grudge Match? This Calls For A DEADSPIN FIELD TRIP
As you know, on Sunday Brett Favre Favred the Favres to a thrilling Favrory by Favring a last-second Favre to Greg Brett Favre. It was real sandFavre footFavre. He was a like a Favre out there! More » -
#nfl
Cash From Clunkers: Brett Favre Fined $10K for That Dirty Hit
Say what you will about the morality issues tied in with Mike Vick's return to the NFL, but perhaps it is another QB who's return was much-discussed about whom we should be worrying the most. More » -
#nfl
Brett Favre's Just A Kid Out There Who Wants To End Your Career
As noted earlier, Brett Favre launched himself in the direction of Eugene Wilson's cruciate ligaments last night — an undeniable prick move that surely no one would chalk up to Favre's oft-cited youthful exuberance. Right? More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Aim For The Knees, Brett!
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#sadwhizzy
One Man's Old Fake Plastic Penis Utility Belt Is Another Man's Sports Memorabilia
$750. That's how much the owner of a Mankato sports bar payed to own Onterrio Smith's storied Whizzinator. "I'd love to have the Original Whizzinator on display. ... I'm going to use it."[RandBall] -
#sadwhimsy
And Now A Look At The Actual Brett Favre Goat Tied Up In The Lady's Trunk
Finally, you can put your photoshopping skills to rest — the comically cruel Brett Favre goat video has been released to the local news. Yes, the goat, although tied down, is still alive in these photos. [WCCO] -
#nfl
Favre-esque Goat Led To Slaughter In Trunk Of A Car
Mechanics in Minnesota were slightly alarmed this weekend when a woman came in for a new fan belt and then announced that she had a live goat—that was also a effigy of Brett Favre—in her trunk. More » -
#nfl
Insensitive NFL Sells Brett Favre Dog Jerseys!
OMG, you guys! Can you believe the Minnesota Vikings are such cold heartless bastards that they would profit off the pain of animals by selling personalized dog jerseys! It's almost like they don't care how ridiculous your pets look! More » -
#nfl
Packer Backers No Longer Taking This So Well
Maybe Dash gave you the impression that all Packer fans are being their typical polite Midwestern selves with this whole Favre business. He failed to go where even the most reserved Wisconsinite transforms into a slobbering, bloodthirsty, illiterate neanderthal: Craigslist. More » -
#nfl
Packer Fans Are A Bubbling Volcano Of Rage
Early reaction from Green Bay: "It just bugs me that he changes his mind." "It's up to him, I guess." "It would make for a fun season." Whoa, whoa. Come back from the ledge, guys! It's only football! [Press-Gazette, Pic] -
#nfl
FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE
Hey, I bet you didn't see this coming! He's on a plane to St. Paul, Minnesota, as we speak. His own words: "We may know something by dinner." Just in time for you to throw it up! [Star-Tribune]
