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more about #minorenterprise more comments → StuScott Booyahs: "I think Tim Tebow is a fan of anything related to getting his name out there," Wynot said. "I don't think Tim Tebow would send destruction on us." T... more » TheStarterWife: You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Tim Is D... more » Senators Lost Cojones: Your move, Chestnut. more » Hatey McLife: Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger I had the opposite reaction to this: more » Bobby Big Wheel: Who did Landis narrowly edge to win the contest? You guessed it, Frank Stallone. more » Brazil Thrill: "Oh, my God, it looks horrible. I'm going to take a picture of it," said Sean Salisbury. more » BlazingWithPhelps: "...to become the first Fifth Third Burger challenge winner..." And wait a second--he did it in the fourth! more » ThePiratesFan: How is Kruk not covering/involved in this story? more » NoPracticoBurress: This idea was obviously an homage to the West Alabama Whitehoods Three Fifths burger made popular in the 1960s. more » Karlifornia: "It's scary, almost," said 12-year-old Aaron Wisner, of Grand Rapids. Women were mortified. "Oh, my God, it looks horrible. I'm going to take a pictur... more » Hatey McLife: Oh, my God, it looks horrible. I'm going to take a picture of it This is in my autobiography as "Chapter 8: The day I lost my virginity." more » ScientificMapp: The plunger says it will squirt in the 3rd inning but doesn't actually squirt until the 8th inning, then you have to look at its asscrack. more » shea_guevara: Somewhere, Clara Peller smiles. more » Hatey McLife: A giant plunger that moves up and down and shoots water onto fans. Be careful, Bret Saberhagen works for Penning Plumbing now. more » ClueHeywood: This promotion is so dumb, the plunger should shoot Brawndo. more » -
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Greatest Minor League Promotion Ever Ruined By Wrath Of Tebow
The Fort Myers Miracle planned to pay homage to that miracle-maker Tim Tebow tonight, but what happened instead? Try an approaching tornado, an aborted circumcision, and a cease-and-desist letter from UF. God does not take kindly to your mockery. More » -
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Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
The official unveiling of the West Michigan Whitecaps' immense 5,000-calorie Fifth Third Burger on Thursday stirred up a variety of emotions, but the following quote is by far my favorite: More » -
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If You've Eaten A Four-Pound Burger, Of Course You'll Need A Giant Plunger
Still grappling with the media frenzy over its monstrous 5,000-calorie burger, the West Michigan Whitecaps, masters of the metaphor, have installed a giant plunger in the outfield that squirts water on fans. More » -
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Minor League Team Invites You To Watch A Game FROM A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
If your lifelong dream has been to watch a minor league baseball game from a 1978 GMC van parked just beyond the outfield near a major river, then you're in luck, my fat motivational-speaking friend. More » -
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Use All Of These You Want, You're Not Going To Help Sabathia
As is befitting a team with a mascot named Thunder, the Lake Elsinore Storm (Class A, California League) is giving out free samples of Subtle Butt anti-fart shields at their weekly all-you-can-eat Tuesday home games. More » -
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Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
What minor league baseball team dares to feed your kids for free at every 2009 home game? The Lakewood BlueClaws. Take that, stupid economy. More » -
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Mets Welcome Redundant, Gramatically Questionable Triple-A Team
The New York Mets' Triple-A affiliate is now located in Buffalo, where it had been previously associated with the Cleveland Indians. But, I thought the plural of Bison was Bison? [New York Daily News] -
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If A Game Lasts Longer Than Four Hours, Please Consult Your Doctor
A reader writes: "Hey guys, So I hate to have to play the "penis" card here, but somebody down in North Carolina needs to be admonished for selecting a logo with some very Freudian undertones." More » -
