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more about #mitchellreport more comments → Clarence Rosario: Pretty impressed that the AP was able to fight through the throng of media regularly decamped in front of Cust's locker to get this exclusive. more » bmoreDLJ: Jack Cust = Rob Deer Somehow gets more strikeouts than at-bats; more home runs than hits. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: "Abigail Breslin... yeah, I'd fuck her." more » Bobby Big Wheel: MLB better nip this in the bud. Once you lose Jack Cust, who'll be the next to question your authority? Adam LaRouche? Austin Kearns? Cesar Izturis? more » Matt Sussman: Jack Cust? Well, if they're going to fine him for swearing, then they might as well collect $5,000 from everyone. more » Hustler of Culture: He is just trying to parque this into another job more » Matt Sussman: Bobby Munoz sent me an apology for what happened at the pancake breakfast back in '98. more » Eamus Catuli: What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again? 5.42 lifetime ERA, so I think the answer is "Pitching". more » Jen P: Can I get some for my separated shoulder? It sounds fantastic. more » ScientificMapp: So would Parque say that his skin was like butter? more » JustinSane07: Not surprisingly, Stallone is a big fan of HGH. He used it to get his muscle back for Rocky Balboa. HGH, when used properly (just like steroids) is a... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Parque floored me with his apology. more » ClintonPortishead: Yet Joe Morgan still goes un-indicted for Misrepresentations to the American public. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Miggy, Miggy, Miggy, can't you see?Lying under oath is perjuryBut we still love your home run hits,Guess it's why we're broke but you're so rich. /tha... more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Uh oh. I probably should have come clean when I told congress the "truth" about what happened to that bald eagle. more » -
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Major Leaguer Says What We're All Thinking, Likely To Be Fined For It
Jack Cust: "It's kind of funny they spent all that money on the Mitchell Report and a bunch of hearsay and the guy who made all the money off it happened to work for the Red Sox." [AP] -
#mlb
What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?
Former White Sox pitcher Jim Parque has a very lengthy mea culpa in the Chicago Sun-Times today, apologizing to his teammates, family, the entire sporting world, several deities, and his barber, because he took HGH for a month in 2003. More » -
#migueltejada
Miguel Tejada Charged With Lying To Congress
Remember the Mitchell Report and Miguel Tejada's starring role in it? Well, Congress sure does, because they say the report proves that Miggy lied to them. Uh oh. More » -
#rogerclemens
Kirk Radomski Has No Doubt That Roger Clemens Is Lying Through His Pustules
Kirk Radomski's new book "Bases Loaded" is about his life as a high-end dope dealer for major league players. A large chunk of his promotional tour appears to be knee-capping Roger Clemens. More » -
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#mitchellreport
So, What Does It All MEAN?
Whew! OK, now everyone can just relax and read the whole actual Mitchell Report. We're sure everyone will be drawing up a Cognac and poring through tonight. More »
