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more about #mittromney more comments → Bobby Big Wheel: Nate Robinson is Dennis Kucinich. more » chilltown: I believe Tagg Romney founded Stubhub, so the seats should be good. more » UpstateUnderdog: Just when you thought the crowd at Fenway park couldn't get any whiter, the Romneys show up. more » ringitupwiththedongtea: Go to fenway with the son of the former governor of Massachusetts? That sounds like the greatest brainwashing anyone can get. more » Hatey McLife: Normally when people are this in love with America, security gets beefed up on the set of Ugly Betty more » VidaBlueBalls: Not to be outdone, Sarah Palin's son Track is hosting an essay contest where someone will win a trip to clean up an oil spill. more » Bobby Big Wheel: I'm gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna... more » the earl of weaver: The Romney family sure puits the "cracker" in Cracker Jack, don't they? more » ClueHeywood: To me, a free and strong America means a man can rise from humble beginnings as the son of the Governor of Michigan to become a private equity manager... more » Hatey McLife: I'd go to the game, but only if I can attend with one of his other sons, either Marco Polo or Red Rover Romney. more » ArkansasFred: Gimme those tickets or I'll launch a Patriot missile so far up your camel-humping ass Ahmadinejad's pig of a grandmother will start whistling Proud To... more » HernandezStache: Maybe I'll write my essay about how I made up stories about soldiers slaughtering people in Iraq cause it worked for me in Vietnam, how I married the ... more » ClintonPortishead: Free Fenway Tickets To The Person Who Loves America The Most Glenn Beck looks forward to catching this match and watching the home team complete a ha... more » MitchKayak: Do I have to wear the magic underwear? more » Wawa: more » -
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Which Athlete Reminds You Of Mitt Romney? The Kandi Man, Of Course
"I feel like Romney's having the same problems as [Michael Olowokandi]. On paper, he looks great, but there's just something about him that doesn't seem to add up in the minds of voters." Like every other failed prospect. [TNR] -
#whimsy
Free Fenway Tickets To The Person Who Loves America The Most
Do you want presumably good seats to a Red Sox game at Fenway? All you have to do is convince the son of a failed presidential candidate that you hate socialism—and maybe make a small donation! More »
