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more about #mls more comments → Steve U: Well, congrats to Salt Lake. Now please change that fucking name. There is no royal family of Utah. Let alone a Spanish-speaking royal family. more » Astronaut Mike Dexter: Wow, Landon Donovan may have just ruined the MLS. Thankfully no one is watching. more » Steve U: Going to penalties in Seattle. Unfortunate, but still a far better method of resolving a tie game than a coin flip. more » FEAST: @Barry Real soccer fans call it footy. more » Stev D: For shame. This is not what the inventor of the railing had in mind-- he wanted his invention to bring peace and order to a chaotic world! more » NordoftheBlings: Ryan Dempster finds this "safety of the railing" talk pretty inflammatory. more » StanGable: "One of them, wearing an England kit" I ordered a great England kit in the mail once. It contained some dentures, a bowler hat, teacup, tip chart, an... more » Mr. Praline: ... more » This is my Star: Be clever. Be amusing. For real amusing, not just internet comment amusing. Making a player laugh would be way more distracting than making them angry... more » ClueHeywood: For real amusing, not just internet comment amusing. So I shouldn't arrive at batting practice and yell "First!!!!1!!1!"? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: You know, the kind of things you would never say in front of your mother. My mother is an alcoholic soccer hooligan in rural England. Thanks for remi... more » Weed Against Speed: Be clever. Be amusing. For real amusing, not just internet comment amusing. Hey Dash, why don't you come and say that to my fucking face, you fucking... more » Hatey McLife: You know, the kind of things you would never say in front of your mother.I love you? more » Artie Fufkin: Guy in white jersey is about to get a BJ from the young Latino. more » Stev D: He should be forced to go see 3OH!3. Maybe he'd learn then. more » -
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In Which We Try To Work Up Excitement Over The MLS Cup
Do you, dear readers, care about tonight's championship showdown between the LA Galaxy and Real Salt Lake? Perhaps a better question is, did you even know this was tonight? More » -
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David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
David Beckham had another run-in with fans—with the notoriously nasty Kansas City soccer scene—but the where and why is not really important. What is important, is that fans need to do a better job managing their smack talk. More » -
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Fan Who Charged Beckham Feels Wrath Of Home Depot
The L.A. Galaxy fan who leapt out of the stands to answer David Beckham's challenge may face a fate worth than jail or death—a lifetime ban from the Home Depot Center. Even for the Vans Warped Tour? More » -
#soccer
David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
Becks was "often behind the play and seemed winded" in his return to the L.A. Galaxy last night, in front of 22,000 Giants Stadium fans. The last time L.A. played at New York, it was 40,000. [AP] -
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The Seattle Sounders Have Their First Sexual Assault Investigation
Here's an ad that was in the Seattle Times last month — and on the main page of its web site — featuring Seattle Sounders FC star forward Fredy Montero. Talk about unfortunate ad placement. More » -
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Just Some Of The Many Ways In Which America Is Ruining Soccer
"Yes, we blame you for the fact that our national stadium gives us few dining choices except stale hotdogs that cost the GDP of a small African nation." [The Spoiler] -
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Seattle Finally Gets Something To Cheer For
The brand-new Seattle Sounders won the first game of their first season to kick off the year for Major League Soccer. They will be relocating to Austin in June. [Seattle Times; pic via] -
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Major League Soccer Needs A Better Calendar
The MLS regular season begins Thursday. This Thursday. The one day of the year when even the most clueless sports fans will do unconscionable things to avoid thinking about anything non-basketball related. [ESPN] -
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Drunk Dad Lets 8-Year-Old Son Drive; Hilarity Ensues
Two Major League Soccer coaches, an eight-year-old driving a van, an Albertson's parking lot, a bottle of Canadian whiskey ... that's a recipe for adventure right there. More »
