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more about #mondaynightfootball more comments → Jes St.Lawrence: They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it. more » AzureTexan: It's also possible, though perhaps not likely, that Vince and Jerome were exchanging the top-secret formula for Frito-Lay's exciting new Chipotle Ranc... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Caption: Vince Young and referee Jerome Boger demonstrate the proper technique for the much-famed, yet difficult to achieve "Eiffel Tower" manuever. more » David Hume: Just look at the technique on that - perfectly vertical forearms, elbows aligned, the optimal 28 degree lateral alignment, while maintaining the perfe... more » Phintastic: I still think the high five between referee Billy Crystal and Reggie Miller in the movie "Forget Paris" was more egregious. What the hell am I talkin... more » Steve U: Still not as bad as the Bennett Salvatore-Derek Fisher bro-hug following Game 6 of the 2002 Western Conference Finals. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I'm not a gambling man (because that's illegal and wrong in my state) Funny you should say that, because I showed up snot-hanging drunk to the OTB in... more » ClintonPortishead: Between Vince and Kerry Collins, the Titans now have both a high 5 and a drunk one. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Buffalo Bills fans know that Vince Young was just taking advantage of the ref properly noting to which upright the FG attempt was closest. /"good mor... more » Steve U: Excellent Andy Reid moment from McCarthy, winning a challenge that made his team worse off. I honestly would have thought only Andy could have pulled... more » ArkansasFred: Who's a bigger douche: Jared Allen or the guy who buys a Jared Allen jersey? more » lilwillie: Nice answer back by Rodgers. Quick score, that will set the defense back a tad. more » ChanHoParkour: did anyone else notice that weird "close to me" cure cover they just played. i think thats a sign for interceptions to come more » lilwillie: Favray, Manchurian QB? 4 INT's and a Packer win in the works? more » SundaySunday: I can only say to the woman in the Favre Packers jersey: "Jane, you ignorant slut." more » -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
In sports, everyone is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like NFL referee Jerome Boger, who must have had something riding on last night's game. Nobody likes Vince Young that much. More » -
#duan
Get Ready To Favre Your Favren' Brains Out
Obviously, there's nothing left to be said about tonight's BIGGEST GAME EVER. (At least until next month when they play again in Green Bay. That might get some press, too.) More » -
#nfl
Tom Brady Is Out Of Suzy Kolber's League
Tom Brady was lucky to escape last night with a win. Needless to say, escaping Suzy Kolber's post-game advances wasn't as easy. [With Leather](Video BarStoolSports/NYC) -
#duan
You May Now Commence Swooning
Summon the trumpets and cry the hosannas! Tackle football shall be played on the evening of the day following Sunday, and your beloved hero has returned to lead you home. Also, the Raiders will be involved. More » -
#espn
Joe Theismann Can't Talk About MNF Without Sounding Bitter
"I don't think Tony was ever really comfortable in a role. I know the time that I spent with him, he really didn't want to do football. "[Fang's Bites] -
#mediameltdowns
So What Does Jon Gruden Really Think Of His New Employer?
Having a selective memory and no access to Google comes in handy during a job search. That way, when a network hires you to talk football they aren't embarrassed by old quotes like this one.
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#mondaynightfootball
Jon Gruden Joins "Monday Night Football" Crew. Seriously.
Good news for Kornheiser haters! Tony is officially stepping down as third man in the "Monday Night Football" booth. The slightly more exciting (upsetting? baffling?) news is that Lil' Jon Gruden will take his seat. More » -
#nfl
The Bears Are Apparently Ready For Prime Time
Chicago has five televised prime time games this upcoming season, tied with the Steelers, Giants, Cowboys and Colts for the most. Guess which six teams were completely shut out? [NFL.com] -
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#duan
Lemme Know It's Christmas Time At All
Tonight the Philadelphia Eagles attempt to dismantle the hapless Cleveland Browns in front of a raucous crowd at Lincoln Financial Field. Stu Scott and Santa will be there to witness the carnage. More » -
#antoniobryantscatch
Antonio Bryant's Left Hand Can Snatch Eagles From The Sky
The Deadspin Morning Video Wake Up Call will return for a brief period of time through the holidays. If you have any suggested videos to fill this space, email us. Subject: Morning Video Wake Up Call. More »
