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more about #montrealcanadiens more comments → J-No: One thing not up for debate, I would like to have lots of sex with Patrick Sharp. #chicagoblackhawks more » Clarence Rosario: This Habs to be a mistake. more » TimCouchFanatic: Demers stated that his first order of business is to introduce a bill that would fix the spelling of Canadiens once and for all. That's some confusing... more » Bob Loblaw: The draft of his first bill promoting the funding of stem cell research hit the press today: more » CamMartin: Another instance where the functionally illiterate enjoy the perks denied to functional alcoholics. more » ClueHeywood: Filibusters will be hilarious. more » Civil Negligence: His new educational initiative will be "Donner un Hoot, Read a Book." more » sir_pantsalot: If I ever see my son looking like that I will punch him in the face. Then I will remind him of my no douche-tard policy. Guy needs to inform the 24 ye... more » David Hume: later admitted that he had personally driven the rascal to meet his 16-year-old girlfriend at a hotel I saw him as more of a black 3-series with a cof... more » wonderlic---myballs: Cram it up your cramhole, La Fleur! more » Hatey McLife: What a jackass. If you are going to date underage, make sure it's far enough where they can't get pregnant. more » Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Not to stray too far off topic, but how come I never hear anyone here say "Hey, let's go out for Canadian food tonight?" more » Chuck Knoblockhead: This is one of the drawbacks of socialized health care that nobody talks about. It will keep douchebags like this alive well into their eighties. more » UkraineNotWeak: Guy's other son, James, works in Security for the Dharma Initative. more » Bobby Big Wheel: If I was this kid's dad, I'd tell the judge to throw the book at him ... or at the very least, a full bucket of frozen pucks. Too bad Judge Reg Dunlop... more » -
#nhl
Matt D'Agostini Got Knocked The Fuggout
Chicago Blackhawks Andrew Ladd absolutely leveled Montreal Canadiens right winger Matt D'Agostini early in last night's 3-2 Chicago victory. More talk about head shots! Whee! More » -
#nhl
Illiterate Hockey Coach Now Writing Canada's Laws
Former NHL coach Jacques Demers—who admitted in 2005 that he is functionally illiterate—was appointed to the Canadian Senate by his buddy Stephen Harper. Eh, nobody reads government bills anyway. [Toronto Star] -
#nhl
Guy Lefleur's Idiot Son Gets His Old Man In Trouble With The Law
Legendary Montreal Canadien Guy Lefleur was convicted today of basically lying in court to protect his son, which would be sort of honorable if the kid wasn't so clearly a jackass. More » -
#moneymoneymoney
Montreal Canadiens To Feel The Power Of Celine Dion's Love
The Montreal Canadiens are for sale! And do you know who would be the perfect caretaker for this historically-gifted and beloved franchise? Canada's No. 1 shrew-like pop schmaltz siren! More » -
#nhl
Dude, Where's My Stick?
What happens when a Boston Bruins fan (in other words, drunk) tries to steal Alexei Kovalev's stick? See below for the Solomon-like result. More » -
#nhl
The Montreal Canadiens Need To Find Better Friends
The 100th season of the Montreal hockey club has had ups and downs, but it's not clear yet where "finding out two of your players are mobbed up" falls on the spectrum of season highlights. More » -
#allstargame
How To Ruin Your Favorite League's All-Star Game
From the moment the NBA, NHL, and even the NFL opened up their 2009 All-Star Game voting to the public, folks have been trying whatever means necessary to screw with the results. Sometimes it even works! More » -
