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more about #najehdavenport more comments → Silent Q: More Jerseys For Your Closet Of Awesomeness Sweet. It was getting lonely in there for my Wade Wilson Saints jersey. more » Hatey McLife: It's like in the DNA of America. So true, it's right between diabetes and xenophobia. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Hey AJ, between Buzz and the Jambaroo, there is going to be a lot of traffic on the site today. Have you guys bolted down the servers? Checked all you... more » UkraineNotWeak: Dump Truck!!! Didn't she kill herself near the end of Heathers? more » the earl of weaver: Sure beats my "Waste Management" #72 Giants jersey. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: If anyone knows who The Mentalist! really is, please, please tell him to show up at 3pm today. more » MattinglysSideburns: This is just 1 of 4 in his "Works of Clayton Bigsby" series of jerseys. more » Gourmet Spud: That will go nicely with his No. 36 "Short Bus" jersey. more » Silent Q: Actually, he's just a big David Sedaris fan and thought it would be funny to frame one of the dinner guests his ex was expecting later. more » Kid Canada: Orlando, you like it? It's autumn sunrise! more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Should have gone for the upper-decker. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: She obviously hasn't found the king cobra he released into the AC vents. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Hy, f y'r n DC drng th smmr, smtms y gtt drp th bm grls ff t th more » HockeyMountain: So he Ufford one up for her? more » Hatey McLife: Orlando Brown Allegedly Leaves His Ex-Wife Something To Remember Him By This was inspired by Hallmark's "When Herpes Isn't Enough" line of breakup ca... more » -
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More Jerseys For Your Closet Of Awesomeness
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#nfl
Orlando Brown Allegedly Leaves His Ex-Wife Something To Remember Him By
Najeh "Deuce" Davenport was crowned the king of unlawful defecation after he took a dump in his girlfriend's laundry basket back in 2002. Now it appears the plunger has been passed to Orlando Brown, a man of even greater fiber. More » -
#badideas
Pittsburgh Steelers Love Their Illegal Gun-Shooting Parties (UPDATED)
Hackles have been raised by photos of a shooting event where civilians, including members of the Pittsburgh Steelers, are seen goofing off with possibly illegal weapons—all courtesy of the Pennsylvania State Police. Hey, gun safety is for Seahawks. More » -
#nfl
Never Try To Steal A Car From Najeh Davenport
If you see a car parked on the street with the engine running, you'd probably be tempted to jump in and take a ride. Just make sure it doesn't belong to Najeh Davenport, because he will chase your ass down. More » -
