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Tailpipe: "She Looked As Sexy As Hell"

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We recently discovered the incredible phenomenon of NASCAR-themed romance fiction, stories filled with passion and grease and beautiful people being driven swiftly to ecstasy and Victory Lane alike. What follows is a brief selection from one such tale. More »
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The Boys "Have At It," And NASCAR's Hypocrisy Gets Put To The Test

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They'd suspend a pitcher if he intentionally beaned a batter. They'd suspend a football or hockey player if he intentionally tried to injure an opponent. So NASCAR better suspend Carl Edwards for intentionally sending a rival flying at 190 MPH. More »
#wakeupdeadspin

Newcastle Signs Peter Parker, Goblin Attacks Up 32%

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
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Tailpipe: "I Bet You'd Like A Three-Breasted Woman"

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We recently discovered the incredible phenomenon of NASCAR-themed romance fiction, stories filled with passion and grease and beautiful people being driven swiftly to ecstasy and Victory Lane alike. What follows is a brief selection from one such tale. More »
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Tailpipe: "He Didn't Seem The Least Bit Interested In Hugging Her Curves"

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We recently discovered the incredible phenomenon of NASCAR-themed romance fiction, stories filled with passion and grease and beautiful people being driven swiftly to ecstasy and Victory Lane alike. What follows is a brief selection from one such tale. More »
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Tailpipe: "Let's Go For The Pole Today"

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We recently discovered the incredible phenomenon of NASCAR-themed romance fiction, stories filled with passion and grease and beautiful people being driven swiftly to ecstasy and Victory Lane alike. What follows is a brief selection from one such tale. More »
#weekendwinner Click here to read Potholes Win The Weekend

Potholes Win The Weekend

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like NASCAR drivers who now know how the rest of the world lives. Except we don't get to take off work because of bad roads. More »
#nascar Click here to read Pothole Alert!

Pothole Alert!

The Daytona 500 has been delayed for the past, oh, 90 minutes or so, while they try to repair the track. But what does this have to do with Danica Patrick?!
#nascar Click here to read Daytona 500 Open Thread

Daytona 500 Open Thread

If your Valentine's Day is going to involve rubbin', it might as well involve racin'. And an open thread! Watch the Great American Race, and tell us about all the left turns in the comments.
#deadspinxy

Stories That Don't Suck: Death On The Track, Ebert's Silence, NASCAR's Backlash Ethos, Bubba In Love

Every week, I'll excerpt a handful of stories — old and new, sports and otherwise, relevant and merely sublime — that I urge you to read for one reason or another. Send any suggestions to craggs@deadspin.com. More »
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Tailpipe: "The Padding Of The Console Pressed Against Her Side"

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We recently discovered the incredible phenomenon of NASCAR-themed romance fiction, stories filled with passion and grease and beautiful people being driven swiftly to ecstasy and Victory Lane alike. What follows is a brief selection from one such tale. More »
#livechat

Live Chat With Mark Bechtel

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Mark's in the comments. Topics for discussion: Daytona, rubbing, smutty NASCAR romance novels, Richard Petty's loopy handwriting, the art of dodging fireballs on the speedway, Cale Yarborough's karate kick, the Swimsuit Issue, and why Mark is in Vegas right now. More »
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Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: He Crashed Me So I Crashed Him Back

Today's selection is from Mark Bechtel's He Crashed Me So I Crashed Him Back, a romp through NASCAR's pivotal 1979 season. Watch the video below, read the excerpt, and chat with Mark at 1 p.m. in a followup post. More »
#announcements Click here to read Tomorrow: <em>Sports Illustrated</em>'s Mark Bechtel Joins Us To Chat About Fightin' In NASCAR

Tomorrow: Sports Illustrated's Mark Bechtel Joins Us To Chat About Fightin' In NASCAR

We'll excerpt Bechtel's He Crashed Me So I Crashed Him Back, an account of NASCAR's 1979 season, when America discovered the pleasures of watching people drive fast and occasionally throw helmets at each other. Chat with Mark at 1 p.m.
#mediameltdowns Click here to read Annals Of Improbable Bylines: Liz Phair In <em>The Atlantic Monthly</em>, Writing About NASCAR

Annals Of Improbable Bylines: Liz Phair In The Atlantic Monthly, Writing About NASCAR

The blowjob queen visits the Checker O'Reilly Auto Parts 500: "I've never been to a NASCAR race. I picture a bunch of rednecks dousing themselves with beer and slapping their wives on the ass." Strange loop, indeed. [The Atlantic]
#smut

Tailpipe: Your Smutty NASCAR Romance Story Hour. A New Feature.

We recently discovered the incredible phenomenon of NASCAR-themed romance fiction, stories filled with passion and grease and beautiful people being driven swiftly to ecstasy and Victory Lane alike. What follows is a brief selection from one such tale. More »
#television Click here to read What <i>Jimmie Johnson 24/7</i> Doesn't Teach You About NASCAR (Hint: Everything)

What Jimmie Johnson 24/7 Doesn't Teach You About NASCAR (Hint: Everything)

Here's what I learned about stock car racing last night: It requires a lot of shuttle runs, garage floors are never dirty, and the people who do it live in gigantic stainless steel kitchens (which are also never dirty.) More »
#nascar Click here to read I Hereby Declare NASCAR Not A Sport

I Hereby Declare NASCAR Not A Sport

Early favorite Denny Hamlin tore his ACL, but will wait until after the season to get surgery and will still race in the meantime. Greg Oden picked the wrong career. [That's Racin']
#nascar Click here to read AP Anoints Fella Who Drives Fast And In Circles

AP Anoints Fella Who Drives Fast And In Circles

Say hello to Jimmie Johnson, your AP Male Athlete of the Year. He's the first race-car driver to win the award. "I'm pretty sure that dude's Superman," Mark Martin said of Johnson. I'm pretty sure he's not. [AP]
#nascar Click here to read Seriously, Juan Pablo Montoya Can't Get Enough Tacos

Seriously, Juan Pablo Montoya Can't Get Enough Tacos

I think we all owe Bob Griese an apology. [Twitter]
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