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more about #nascar more comments → AzureTexan: Yeah, I start twittering every time I eat tacos, too, but then I take some Imodium and I'm all set, and without those embarrassing stains. #bobgriese more » Silent Q: Guess what I'm having for lunch ..... BACON DELUXE!!!! ..... and I seriously think I've been brainwashed!!!! #bobgriese more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: midday feast i will eat cornshelledtacosofshreddedbeef of this i make no jest eecummings e.e. cummings 70 years ago from typewriter #bobgriese more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Guess what I'm actually not the guy from The Princess Bride. I race some kind of CARS!!! and I'm serious about it. #youkilledmyfatherpreparetodie! more » Mr. Praline: Guess who's coming to dinner..... SIDNEY POITIER!!!!! ..... and I'm serious about it!!!! skramer Stanley Kramer #bobgriese more » Saberhagendaaz: Guess what I'm having for lunch.....LOREZEPAM and OXYCONTIN and AMBIEN!!!!!....why so serious!?!? joker79 Heath Ledger more » DirkToberFest: That's the last time Juan Pablo Montoya gives his Twitter password to Ellen DeGeneres. #bobgriese more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Guess what I'm having for lunch....SWEET AND LOW PACKETS IN MY LAWYERS OFFICE'S BREAKROOM!!...and they are seriously FREE!! -Sean Salisbury Sent fro... more » A Duck With a Lisp: Guess what we're having for lunch.... 3 martinis!!!! no more posts today.... and I'm serious about it!!!! -AJDaulerio #bobgriese more » Gravy: Guess what I'm having for lunch.....Leó Szilárd's taint!!!!!.....and I'm over-reacting to it!!!! dhume David Hume #bobgriese more » Steve U: Guess who I got to play Munch . . . . . RICHARD BELZER!!! . . . and I'm serious about it!!!!! about 10 years ago from CompuServe Dick_Wolf_L&O #bobg... more » Weed Against Speed: Guess who I'm having to punch....TINA!!!...dumb bitch deserves it!!!! -Ike Turner #bobgriese more » Gravy: Guess what we're fixin' to have for supper.....MEATLOAF!!!.....WITH GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE!!!...ON THE DAVENPORT....WHILE REWATCHING THE 1968 SERIES!!!.... more » Karlifornia: Guess who's sticking my head in the toilet while he pounds my ass...ROCCO!!!!....and he's serious about it!!! livolovely Olivia O Lovely #bobgriese more » DirkToberFest: What we don't see is his next tweet: And Bob Griese is having lunch with his blonde-haired, pearl-wearing wife who is also xenophobic! Can't touch t... more » -
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Seriously, Juan Pablo Montoya Can't Get Enough Tacos
I think we all owe Bob Griese an apology. [Twitter] -
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Medicine Man Attempts To Lift Curse At Talladega, Opens Up Deadspin Comment Section To Ricky Bobby Jokes
Local medicine man Robert Thrower used a a bowl containing tobacco, red cedar, everlasting (rabbit tobacco) and wild sage to perform an ancient ceremony in an effort to "restore balance" to the land surrounding the Talladega Superspeedway. More » -
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Always Be Remembering 9/11 (During NASCAR Blow-Ups)
Down in Richmond, VA, today it's going to be all like, "Always— what?" (Vroom vroom sound effects.) "Always remem—huh?" Yes, the NASCAR 9-11 Ford Fusion is racing today! You will always never forget, until it crashes. (Well? NASCAR!) More » -
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NASCAR Jesus Would Like To Buy You A Bud
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
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The Feudin' Mayfields Are Headed To Court
Jeremy Mayfield has filed a wrongful-death suit against his stepmother in the death of his father from a gunshot wound. The suit calls Lisa Mayfield a "slayer of her spouse," which really sounds like a Skynyrd song. [ESPN] -
#nascar
Today In Ill-Conceived Tie-Ins
Come to King's Dominion and ride the Intimidator 305, the world's only roller coaster named for and featuring Dale Earnhardt Sr. Watch out for sudden stops, though. [From The Marbles] -
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The Mayfields Take Their Crazy Feud Up A Notch
Lisa Mayfield accused her NASCAR-driving stepson of being a meth head, so Jeremy Mayfield accused his stepmom of murdering his father. On Saturday, a crazy drunk woman was found trying to break into Jeremy Mayfield's house. Guess who? More » -
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NASCAR Fans Love Their Drivers, Love Bank Robberies
Racing fans are so dedicated to their favorite drivers that they won't even remove their easily identifiable NASCAR merchandise before committing bank robberies. There's an epidemic of high-octane felonies, but ironically, the getaway cars aren't that fast. [All Left Turns] -
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Lisa Mayfield Did Not Appreciate The "Whore" Remarks
NASCAR's Jeremy Mayfield is being sued by his stepmother, Lisa, for "slanderous, false and defamatory statements" she says he made about her. You mean the murdering whore thing? Wait ... you were upset about? More » -
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Jeremy Mayfield Likes Fire, 'Splosions
We're not saying that Jeremy Mayfield's meth-fueled race car stepmom drama makes him (and his sport) look like some sort of redneck version of Hamlet....but this video of him blowing up gas cans doesn't help. More » -
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If An Octogenarian Can Do It, It's Not A Sport (UPDATED)
What's scarier for a NASCAR driver going 200 mph? Sharing the track with someone on meth? Or sharing the track with someone who needs to get to Old Country Buffet in time for the early bird special? More » -
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Want A NASCAR Press Pass? Start A Blog!
Welcome to the world of the media elite, you so-called NASCAR Citizen Journalists Media Group. No cheering in the press box, no asking for autographs, no photos with the drivers, and be careful around the professionals. They might bite. More » -
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Jeremy Mayfield Goes To War Against NASCAR And His "Whore" Stepmom
As noted last night, NASCAR says that Jeremy Mayfield failed another drug test, but he has fired back with even more outrageous countercharges—like implying NASCAR's chairman is on drugs and flat-out accusing his stepmother of murdering his father. More » -
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Jeremy Mayfield Fails Meth Test (Not A Deadspin Classic Post)
NASCAR has been looking for something, anything to get a judge to reinstate Jeremy Mayfield's ban after testing positive for meth. Perhaps testing positive for it again last week will do the trick. More » -
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I've Always Said To Get The Full NASCAR Experience, You Need To Bring An Extra Fake Leg
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
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Racism Charge Rocks(?) NASCAR
Bryan Berry, the crew chief for Nationwide Series driver Brendan Gaughan, was suspended after an incident in last Saturday night's race where he allegedly yelled a racial slur at driver Marc Davis. Are you stunned yet? More » -
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Driver Jeremy Mayfield Experiments With Other Ways To Make His Car Go Faster
In a random drug test last month, NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield allegedly tested positive for methamphetamine. Because when you're looping around a congested oval at 200 miles per hour, why wouldn't you want to be hopped up on meth? [ESPN] -
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This Is Why NASCAR Fans and Wall Street Journal Readers Don't Mix
The Wall Street Journal's web editors may have touched a nerve with this package about the history of NASCAR. I'm not sure Dale Earnhardt fans consider his death to be a "highlight" of racing history. More » -
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Pit Crews Are "More Competitive Than Football"
Former Wake Forest linebacker Dion Williams went pro in something else—he's now a tire man in Mark Martin's pit crew. [That's Racin']
