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more about #nbacloser more comments → Kid Canada: Hallo. My name is Anderson Varejao. You killed my barber. Prepare to die. more » Matt Sussman: Whatever you do, don't order the Nine-Fingered Kobe. It's not cooked well. more » Adonis: "Intentionally" dislocated his finger? Ha, more like his wife dislocated it after Kobe's failed attempt at the Shocker during and afternoon tryst. Van... more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Cleveland played without two starters, but even with them I doubt they would have won last night. The Lakers have an endless supply of weird Eastern E... more » Weed Against Speed: The rest of the NBA was a little more competitive with several Alcoa Fantastic Finishes: +1 for the nostalgia more » Doyle McPoyle: Kobe's just a humble motherfucker who is a big-ass dick. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: [Kobe] intentionally dislocated his right ring finger before their game last night Martin Riggs isn't impressed... more » Matt_T: Yao Ming had 31 points, none of which were scored at the buzzer. He was the answer to a Jeopardy! question last night, so he's got that going for him,... more » Steve U: Ironically, Kobe is actually a huge Blind Melon fan. more » Katni: I'm sorry- the New Orleans who? The game I was watching featured the New Orleans Bucs. /no idea who or what a Buc is more » Doinker: threadjack_commence Rams pick Steve Spagnuolo. /end threadjack. more » ClintonPortishead: Ah finally, something Kobe Bryant and I have in common. (We were close on the Colorado thing but somehow I was found guilty). more » KOGOD: I was told at last night's Wiz game that Stats Inc had determined it was the worst game in NBA history. more » Juancho: I saw Milk the other night and was pretty disappointed. The narrative structure just isn't very compelling, and Sean Penn is in full-on mugging mode. ... more » Josh Zerkle: Frost/Nixon, Milk, The Wrestler...none of those are playing at my nearest Generiplex. It's all Valkyrie and that stupid little cartoon rat. Yes, I'm b... more » -
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Nine-Fingered Kobe Enough To Stop LeBron James
How confident is Kobe Bryant that he deserves the MVP Award? He intentionally dislocated his right ring finger before their game last night and still dispatched the Cavaliers with relative ease. More » -
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You Get Your Money for Nothing and Extra Yao for Free
Two double-overtime games, one overtime game, and one game apiece where either offense or defense was played in the L last night. More » -
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Also a Huge Upset This Season: "The Mentalist" Not About Marbury
Can the Celtics' loss to the Warriors really be called "one of the season's biggest upsets" on a night when the Bobcats, Timberwolves, and Grizzlies won? More » -
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Lebron Gets His Back Scratched, And So Do We
Lebron James said the only thing he wanted for Christmas was a back scratcher. "I wanted a back scratcher bad as hell. My girlfriend got me pajamas and a back scratcher." More » -
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Kobe's Heroics Not Enough, Again
The Lakers' first losing streak, and Denver begins losing some of its shine. More » -
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So, About That Devin Harris/Jason Kidd Trade ...
Mark Cuban's nightmare continues, the Celtics look unstoppable, and Kobe fails in the clutch. More » -
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The Hawks Do Everyone a Favor, Derail King James
Atlanta snaps Cleveland's winning streak, a rare Jerome James sighting, and a debut win for Philly's interim coach. More » -
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T-Mac Is Back, and Nobody Can Beat the Celtics Or Cavs
Tracy McGrady nearly put up a triple double in his return from injury while Boston and Cleveland were both victorious. Again.
