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more about #nbafinals more comments → Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: The Lakers were glad to give the city the money from DJ Mbenga's salary more » ArkansasFred: ♫ I love a parade, the tramping of feet I love every beat I hear of a dru....♫ ...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY WALLET!?!? more » Matt Sussman: Andrew Bynum will only be seen for the first five minutes of the parade. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Rich people ... is there anything they can't do? Keep me from collecting pieces of their hair. -Stev D more » Jews For Purple Jesus: C'mon LA, you of all places should know that you don't need all that money to start a parade. You just need a couple of crazy black guys driving a whi... more » Karlifornia: I don't know what route Los Angeles will use, but for Phoenix, the parade ended in front of the Viper Room. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: "Rich people...is there anything they can't do?" Well, I guarantee you that there was no way Christopher Reeve could do more jumping jacks than me. more » Sports-Pun: But only after they managed to round up enough private donors to reimburse the city for its cost. That's alotta blood & semen.. more » Steve U: Los Angeles? They think they left their wallet in another state. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess Nevada. more » Kid Canada: Meanwhile Rick Reilly's column today made a Sanjaya joke. more » Steve U: having three of the greatest players ever come under his wing I think you're being a little generous to Luke Walton there, Dash. more » chilltown: Yes, lets quote a writer from a newspaper that doesn't even cover the NBA except for the Finals. From a country that has precisely 1 NBA player. more » ScientificMapp: What do Tito, Jermaine and Michael Auerbach think of Phil Jackson? more » Muggs Bigglesworth: How can you possibly punish Phil for winning with good players? If a team will win a title, by default, for having a superstar, why haven't Grant Hill... more » Rick_James_Crack_Pipe: Ys. N. N (fr nt tppng). more » -
#nbafinals
L.A. To Lakers: Throw Your Own Damn Parade
We all had lots of fun joking that Pittsburgh was a bankrupt urban hellscape, but at least the city could afford to throw its hockey team a victory parade. Los Angeles? They think they left their wallet in another state. More » -
#nbafinals
Phil Jackson: Greatest Coach Ever or Luckiest Schlub Of All Time?
Phil Jackson now has more NBA titles than any coach in NBA history—so he's the best coach in NBA history, right? Or could a diaper-wearing monkey win six titles with Michael Jordan on his team? Fight! More » -
#nbafinals
Everybody Pile On D.J. Mbenga
First, Rudy Gay called him "ugly", then Reggie Miller revealed on the Dan Patrick show his text to Barkley after Lakers victory: "can you believe that DJ Mbenga and Adam Morrison have rings?" -
#nbafinals
Laker Riots Go Off Without A Hitch
Store fronts smashed? Check. Car windows stomped on? Done. Shoe store looted? You betcha. Trash cans thrown at cops? Absolutely. It's not an official championship until your downtown gets roughed up a little bit, am I right, Los Angeles? More » -
#badideas
Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
Dilemma: You want to see the big game, but your girlfriend wants you to babysit. You could listen to the game on radio—or you could tie the kids up, leave them in the garage, and hit the bar. More » -
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Watch Your Step, Boobsy
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#nbafinals
What's The Deal With The Confetti?
Orlando prematurely celebrated their four-point win (after setting a record for field goal percentage) that still leaves them down a game in the NBA Finals. Way to pick your spots, guys. [Los Angeles Times] -
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#duan
Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
The Lakers still need two more games to close out the Magic, but those people who never doubted Kobe's true greatness for most of his career are filing early to get a leg up on those who did. More » -
#whimsy
Crazy Ladies Debate Basketball, Important Infrastructure Bills
This is not two senile old women who wandered away from a bingo hall. This is Maxine Waters and Corrine Brown, two U.S. congresswomen who create vital national policy when they aren't talking smack about Kobe and Dwight. [FriendsOfTheProgram] -
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One Smirk At A Press Conference Is Worth A 1,000 Box Scores
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#polls
What Are You Watching Tonight?
Game 4 (pivotal!) of the Stanley Cup Finals is tonight. So is Game 1 (crucial!) of the NBA Finals. Which one is more important to you and/or your bookie? More » -
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Orlando Basketball For Dummies
The Orlando Sentinel is well aware that 80% of their city's population is amped about the Magic—but could not have given a crap about the NBA until six days ago. Hence their bandwagon-friendly primer for the very uninitiated. More » -
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Joyless Mike Breen Threatens To Make Boring Finals Even More Unbearable
Of the many reasons to feel generally blah about the upcoming Magic-Lakers series, there is, above all, this sad fact: Mike Breen, the only man who watches basketball and cheers for the refs, is still the voice of the NBA finals. More »
