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more about #ncaa more comments → Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: I actually believe these girls can get high school recruits to commit without performing any release maneuvers on them. Afterall, I've eaten Hooters ... more » Artie Fufkin: I hope she shows up in the comments soon. You know, because she's a whore. more » AzureTexan: As I understand it, some recruits will orally commit to Morehead State before cockily committing to Ball State. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: If Mike Leach wants to annoy the shit out of a recruit, he just has Donald Trump give him a call. more » DirkToberFest: she "recruits champions." She must have a database of everyone who has ever purchased Wheaties. more » StevieFranchise: Tennessee's "Hostess" Program Catches Recruits' (And NCAA's) Eyes Man, them Vols sure do love their Twinkees... more » Kid Canada: I'm not sure what Carrie Underwood has to do with any of this. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: And the cheerleaders are...? more » ClintonPortishead: One is Lacey Pearl Earps, whose name is well known on SEC message boards. But not as much as her sister, Suzie Stupidfuckinn*gger Earps. more » Chamomiles Davis: You can't spell "hostess" without "ho." more » ArkansasFred: Someone needs to tell Kiffin that college football isn't a lawless wasteland like the Wild West or Haiti or Ohio State. more » Juancho: So, it's no different from the hot sorority sisters frats bring in to work the tables during pledge season. Life really is just high school all over. more » Hatey McLife: You don't want to know what Smokey had to do to recruit Eric Berry. more » MattinglysSideburns: One is Lacey Pearl Earps, whose name is well known on SEC message boards. Apparently, Lacey Pearl's claim to fame is that she gives better head than D... more » Sarcastro: Take one (up the ass) for the team. more » -
#collegefootball
Tennessee's "Hostess" Program Catches Recruits' (And NCAA's) Eyes
The New York Times has a verrrrry interesting story about an NCAA investigation at Tennessee, concerning recruiting "hostesses"—i.e., hot Tennessee co-eds who get quite friendly with talented high school football players.
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#collegefootball
The NCAA Won't Be Lied To (Or, Why To Avoid Deion Sanders)
Oklahoma State wide receiver Dez Byrant has been suspended for an entire year, not for breaking rules, but for lying about not breaking rules. Because misleading an NCAA investigator is the worst crime a human can commit. More » -
#ncaa
Marshall's AD Is Surrounded By College Girls
Until he can find permanent housing, Mike Hamrick is living in an all-female dorm wing. He's living every man's dream, except the women are all half his age. So, yeah, he's living every man's dream. [The Parthenon] -
#picks
Important College Football Picks
College football! Do you root for the school you attended? Or are you just some asshole who likes to root for some team you have nothing to do with? I don't follow it because I hate indentured servitude and polls. More » -
#rip
The NCAA's Last True Believer
Myles Brand, the career academic who shitcanned Bobby Knight and became the NCAA's fourth president and maybe its last true believer, was the perfect salesman for an organization that pretends, against all evidence, not to be selling anything. More » -
#collegefootball
Michigan Is About To Feel The Burn
The Detroit Free Press took a good, hard look at the Wolverines' off-season training regimen and found that Rich Rodriguez seems to have drawn heavily on the fitness precepts laid out in the Bataan Death March. More » -
#gambling
Delaware Loses Gambling Lawsuit, Also Fails To Cover
A Federal Appeals court sided with major sports leagues and struck down Delaware's plan to offer sports betting this fall. The integrity of sports is saved! Isn't that wonderful? More » -
#sadwhimsy
NCAA Bans Improper Spreads And Jams
George Mason coach Jim Larranaga reports that NCAA rules allow him to provide free bagels to his players, but butter and cream cheese would be a violation. Now that's meshuggah! [Twitter, via Brooks] -
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#ncaa
Gaming Wars Rage On, With Dueling NCAA Theft Convictions
Some athletes like the multiplayer options and upgrades that come with PC gaming. Others prefer the simplicity and cost of console gaming. But they can all agree: stealing gaming platforms from fellow students is the way to go. More » -
#collegebasketball
Southeast Missouri State Feels The NCAA's Sting
The NCAA has thrown the book at Southeast Missouri State basketball, vacating all their men's basketball wins from 2006-2008 because an assistant gave impermissible benefits to a player—by giving him a lift home to see his newborn baby. More » -
#gambling
NCAA Implements Scorched Delaware Policy
The four major pro sports and the NCAA lost step one in their legal battle against Delaware. Sports gambling begins there on September 1. The NCAA's response? Ban all postseason games from the state. In your face, Blue Hens! More » -
#corruption
Recruiting Information Wants To Be Free
It's hard to determine which end of the recruiting process is more corrupt. In one corner are the coaches who feed egos to drive theirs; in the other are the AAU type who extort high schoolers' phone numbers for cash. More » -
#nfl
Suddenly, Everyone Cares About Delaware Again
The NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB and NCAA—what no UFL?—have joined forces to sue Delaware in the hopes of stopping their new state gambling law. Delaware can't have this one thing? They don't ask for much! [ESPN/USA Today] -
#ncaa
Tall Car Salesman Poised To Become The "Curt Flood Of College Sports"
Ed O'Bannon, the former UCLA star now selling Camrys in the suburbs of Las Vegas, is the lead plaintiff in a long-awaited, much-welcomed class action suit that could sink a coup de grace through the NCAA's incoherent definition of amateurism. More » -
#ncaa
USC Names O'Neill As Men's Basketball Coach
USC has hired Kevin O'Neill as their new men's basketball coach. It's not the best job in sports, but it's better than working for the Grizzlies. Just keep an eye on the petty cash. [ESPN] -
#collegefootball
Alabama Football Forced To Give Up Wins
Alabama's football program will be placed on probation today and be forced to vacate at least 10 (and as many as 21) wins from the 2005-07 season. That ... hurts? More » -
#ncaa
The Other, Adorable Memphis Scandal
You all know about Derrick Rose supposedly peeking at someone else's hypotenuses or whatever. But what about the other Memphis scandal? The one involving the women's golf team and a book called Best Friends? This one will warm your heart. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Yahoo's Righteous Crusade To Purify College Sports
Yahoo, as noted earlier, has another story out in its long-running series on the generous redistributive polices of the USC athletic department. I hate to go all Jason Whitlock here, but, well ... More »
