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more about #ncaafootball more comments → Chris Hanson's Axe: Raise your hand if you went to college and you DON'T have a picture similar to or worse than this. I see no hands. more » David Hume: You know what's a great word? Girthy. I gotta remember to work that into the conversation at my next pre-trial hearing. more » NordoftheBlings: Hey, the pre-makeup shot of the male cast from Beyond Thunderbone! Peter North's lowpoint, physically. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: The picture was actually taken during the swimsuit competition of the "Miss Indiana" pageant. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Don't mind if I purrrr-due! /Is not a gay. Likes pun. more » Silent Q: Their buoyancy alone should prove enough to save the entire stadium from drowning. more » Stev D: To continue the economics discussion from the Redskins post- the market forces in my pants are erect! more » Torgo's Executive Powder: Pantsless In Purdue Erectionless in Georgia more » UpstateUnderdog: Hooo boy that's...... more » Kid Canada: I was always a bigger fan of Popsicle Pete. more » TexasGopher: Should've gone with "Fever Dog." The guitar sound... is incendiary. Incendiary. more » NordoftheBlings: Jamal Mosley must have really hated that song. more » Hatey McLife: The OSU fans aren't as upset as Aggies fans were, when the stadium played "Sleep Now In The Fire" before their homecoming game. more » Hatey McLife: we would rather listen to a sack full of kittens being murdered Who wouldn't? They're Stillwater's number one metal band! more » MarkKelsosMigraine: This is still much better than the original plan: Using the Neville Brothers' version of "Butterfly Kisses." more » -
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Pantsless In Purdue
Since Barry's off tonight, I'll pick up the slack on the ridiculous college football team posters beat today. Here is the scantily clad Purdue offensive line from 2000. They were dubbed "The Lifeguards." Goodness. [PurdueBoilermakers] -
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Oklahoma State Fans Incensed Over New Lame-Ass Fight Song
The Oklahoma State Cowboys are unveiling a new pre-game song this year which has some alumni and current students upset due to the tune's overall nonsensical wussiness. Cowboys Forever, y'all. More » -
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The Summer Of Our Discontent
Pretty soon, this will all be over. No more loping around idly on Saturdays and Sundays. No more wandering outside and soaking in the sun. No more posts about the Tomatina. It's almost football season! More » -
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Don't You Dare Call His Tebowness A Student-Athlete
It's deliciously ironic when a flack greets reporters at a press conference and asks for questions for the so-called student-athletes, a descriptor about as accurate as calling Tim Tebow mortal. Hopefully, Tebow will soon rid the world of this nonsense. More » -
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Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
"I mean this literally. I snuck in to the stadium, with a girl, and fucked her on the goal line of the south end zone. Right below the goal posts, underneath the national championship signs." WWTTD? [IHopeTheyServeBeerInHell] -
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Layla Kiffin's Job Is To Look Pretty And Keep Her Husband's Masculinity Intact
"He's got a really big heart. He's a great dad. And, he's got a really soft side to him. He cries in the girl movies." [Tennessean] -
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This Story Is Trying To Break Your Heart, Part II
For those who, like me, are pathetic saps when it comes to feel-good stories of fathers, sons, and sports well the tale of Miami Hurricane walk-on Chris Hayes will destroy you. WARNING: Some of you may cry. [Sun-Sentinel] -
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Talk About Hope And Change In D.C.
There are people who care about reforming the Bowl Championship Series, and there are people who go homeless to reform the Bowl Championship Series. Guess which category Brandon Kennedy, author of "The Kennedy Proposal," belongs to. More » -
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Nate Montana Finds Better Football Situation Than Notre Dame
Joe Montana's son has seen Rudy. He knows how this works. First you go to junior college, THEN you try out for Notre Dame. More » -
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The Washington Huskies Revival Will Be Led By Joe Montana's Son
Tough call for Nick Montana: Charlie Weis' Notre Dame or winless Washington? Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a Huskie by the toe, my father told me to pick the best one and that is Y-O-U-W. [Seattle Times]
