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more about #ncaatournament more comments → Hatey McLife: As a UNC student he was already full of the main ingredient of Caroline style barbecue sauce. more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: If this guy's other arm received some tasty egg therapy, DeJuan Blair would like to invite him for out breakfast. more » mikedrawcar: Body of a man. Arm of a pig. Hair of a bear. Somebody tell Al Gore. more » Jefferson Tardship: One shining moment to be followed by several crackling, blistering, peeling ones. more » David Hume: North Carolina Jaycee Burn Center "You so ugly they slapped your momma when you was born!" OOOhhhhh! Your mother is so fat, she stood on the scales an... more » ClueHeywood: Let's hope this is the beginning of the UNC/Duke "set our students on fire" rivalry. more » Gourmet Spud: And now he has a pig arm. Dumb move. Now they are just going to want to roast him again. more » Eamus Catuli: Wouldn't it have been more appropriate for them to be jumping over a tar pit? more » Hatey McLife: Lowering expectations is a game that this department plays well They learned their technique from the MSU job placement office. more » David Hume: Do you think Robocop ever wants to update his pick-up line software, or is busting out some mid 80's chestnut [robot voice] "Hey baby, the word of th... more » UkraineNotWeak: The ELP are girding for unbridled mayhem tonight whether Michigan State pulls out a win over North Carolina in the championship game or not. What does... more » White Speed Receiver: Setting Mitch Albom on fire would be a win-win for everyone involved: couch owners and people who still read newspaper columnists. more » Weed Against Speed: As ELP is preparing for unbridled mayhem, ELO is preparing for disinterested diners at the Buffalo VFW during their set tonight. more » UkraineNotWeak: You know what would really save Michigan, another shitty book by Mitch Albom. more » shea_guevara: I hope MSU wins so that greedy autoplant owner has to hire back all the guys he laid off, to make good on a bet with the slovenly head of the union...... more » -
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UNC Student Burned But Proud
As we learned in Lord of the Flies, dancing near bonfires often leads to the collapse of the social structure, and on occasion a trip to the North Carolina Jaycee Burn Center. More » -
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Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
It's interesting that the East Lansing police are characterizing 60 arrests and "three fires, believed to be ignited on couches," as a peaceful demonstration. What does it take to get classified as a riot? More » -
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Michigan State. Connecticut. North Carolina. Villanova. The Final Four Is Go.
I thought about doing a To Watch Tonight post, but you already know what to watch. This is what you've been waiting for all season. It's March Madness on April 4. More » -
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Siena's Drunk, Rowdy Fans Are Not Welcome Back To Ohio
The Siena Saints pulled off one of the more memorable wins over Ohio State in the NCAA tournament this year, but the behavior of their fans didn't do anything to endear themselves to local Ohioans. More » -
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North Carolina Meets Oklahoma In A Test Of Round Ball Athletic Skill
And so it comes down to this: Your success in the office pool hinges on one man, as it always does. Time for Roy Williams, Destroyer of Dreams, Eater of $10 bills. [Sporting News] -
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Your Louisville-Michigan State Open Thread
Can the world withstand two Cardinal mascots in a major championship game during the same calendar year? We're going to find out, unless Tom Izzo and Friends can figure out this fullcourt press business. [MLive] -
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Your Network For Cheerleader Crotch
CBS, proving again that they will leave no angle uncovered in the NCAA Tournament. As Andre the Giant said in Princess Bride, "Hello pretty lady." More » -
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Even In Its Infancy, ESPN Was On The Cutting Edge
Once upon a time, Xavier coach Sean Miller did Harlem Globetrotter tricks as a 12-year-old, and ESPN reporters rocked the WKRP In Cincinnati Herb Tarlek sports jacket. It was truly sports media's golden age. More » -
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President Clinton Will Hedge His NCAA Bets, Thank You
It's now been well established that President Obama likes college basketball. But did you know former President Bill Clinton likes hoops, too? It's true, and Clinton would like to share his picks with you, kinda. More » -
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NCAA Second Round, Second Round
Let's hope these next games are better than the Villanova-DukeUCLA* suckfest in Philly. Jay Bilas called that "men against boys", and while that seems a little like piling on, he'll hear no argument here. More » -
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Your NCAA Office Pool Is Illegal, And You Are Headed To Federal Prison
Washington State Gambling Spokeswoman Amy Hunter says that any March Madness bracket pools over $1 are a crime. I wonder how she feels about all the Indian casinos in that state? [Sports Radio Interviews] -
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Jim Calhoun In Hospital, Will Not Coach Today
CBS just reported that Connecticut coach Jim Calhoun has been taken to the hospital in Philadelphia and will not be on the bench tonightthis afternoon when UConn plays Chattanooga. More » -
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Mike Krzyzewski Not Thrilled With Barack-etology
For someone who has a former Duke player as his personal aide, President Obama is getting very little love from the Blue Devils today. Especially annoyed is coach Mike Krzyzewski. More » -
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Last Call For The Pants Party
I haven't even filled out my bracket yet, so obviously it's not too late for you to sign up for the Official Deadspin Bracket Smashing Contest, throw in 63 guesses and seek fame and fortune. More » -
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Gus Johnson Does Not Send His Compliments To The Chef
So the whole Gus-Johnson-in-handcuffs story turns out to be a "show's over people, nothing more to see here" type of deal, it appears. The CBS sportscaster wasn't arrested, and no charges were filed.
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Gus Johnson Handcuffed Saturday Morning After Outburst At Memphis Restaurant?
So sayeth The Big Lead: "Sources say Johnson had become increasingly surly during his dining experience, and complained vociferously about the service and his food." [The Big Lead] -
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Keith Smart On Bobby Knight, The Shot, And Hell In The Pacific
Nearly 22 years after his 16-foot baseline jumper gave Indiana the national title in 1987, Keith Smart ruminates on how how that moment changed his life, and where he's going from here.
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White House Bracketology: Who Would Lincoln Have Picked? (With Update)
Attention citizens: We now have a national NCAA Tournament bracket (and ESPN is involved, naturally). Please adjust your office pools accordingly. More »
