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more about #newenglandpatriots more comments → lukeoneil47: "apparently a common occurrence for teams preparing to play the Patriots. " According to whom? Define common. Then when you're done reading this, go... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: 50-year-old hot ones comin' at ya! #newenglandpatriots more » Steve U: Someone needs to explain to these guys that being an ex-Pat means whiling away your afternoons sipping ouzo at an Athens taverna, punctuated by brief ... more » BruschisBrewsky: Good decision: Going for it on 4th down because you have (arguably) the best offense in the league and your short-handed defense is sucking wind and t... more » VTBen: "Belichick Was Right" "Why Pirates Fans Are The Luckiest Fans In The World" Is Deadspin turning into Slate? #billbelichick more » HockeyMountain: Not to get to Easterbrookie, but how do the odds change between calling a pass and calling a run? Seems like Maroney off-tackle has a better chance o... more » ArkansasFred: Probably misses his old sweatshirt. #billbelichick more » Artie Fufkin: Did they account for a Laser Rocket Arm? #billbelichick more » Tiger_Tanaka: He should have taken a time-out, made everybody on defense some grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup, played Chutes & Ladders or Clue, then watch... more » TheHonJudgeSmails: Thank you for speaking truth to dipshits, Tommy. #billbelichick more » Hatey McLife: Andy Reid's poor grasp of these concepts can be blamed on the amount of time he spend reading advancednflstents.com. #billbelichick more » FEAST: #billbelichick more » MarkKelsosMigraine: This wasn't Pickett making for Cemetery Ridge Ha! Take that Maj. Gen. George Pickett! #billbelichick more » Phintastic: So how does that math equation factor in all the variables that would have come into play during a 60 yard drive? It can't. Should have punted. I'd... more » Drew Magary: This is all true. But he still failed, and is a dick. So we still get to shit on him. #billbelichick more » -
#nfl
Your Late Games Open Thread
The Jets got an early morning wakeup call in their New England hotel, apparently a common occurrence for teams preparing to play the Patriots. No word yet if Mark Sanchez got the required amount of beauty sleep. [PFT] -
#footballandbasketball
Ex-Patriots Rough Up Some Children For Charity
Cameramen aren't the only people who need to be wary around the Patriots. A lesson learned too late for some students who thought they were going to meet their heroes in the name of a good cause. Instead: carnage. More » -
#nfl
Belichick Was Right
I enjoy a national shanking of Bill Belichick as much as anyone, but I'm with Neon here: Belichick, who has won three Super Bowls treating football the way an actuary treats a term life policy, made the smart call yesterday.
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#nfl
No One Films The Belichick In Failure
The NFL Films cameraman gets taken down hard by one of the Dark Lord's minions (or his camera's cable), and Bill bids him a fond farewell. (Bonus animated gif, after the jump!) More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Lord Brady Mingles With The Commoners
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#nfl
Junior Seau Betrays Fellow Retirees, Re-signs With Patriots
Versus is reporting (really!) that Junior Seau is giving up the life of a rodeo clown to pursue his dream of playing football. Again. And he didn't even have to piss off America to do it. [Boston Globe] -
#weekendwinner
Josh McDaniels Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like Josh McDaniels, who won the weekend by proving that he's not a foolishly incompetent man-child. Yes, the bar was set pretty low. More » -
#failgate
The Legend Of The Vest
Football season is upon us, which means that thousands of angry, horny, feisty pretend fans will converge upon this great nation's red cup-littered parking lots to participate in traditional tailgating revelry. These are not those stories More » -
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#weekendwinner
Rex Ryan's Voicemail Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like New York Jets coach Rex Ryan, who won this weekend with one well-placed phone call. No, it wasn't to Batman. More » -
#nfl
Leodis McKelvin: "I Am Going To Do It Again"
Buffalo Bills fans learned how to deal with disappointment a long time ago, so today is just another Tuesday morning for them. When you've already lost 11 in a row to one team, No. 12 isn't such a big deal. More » -
#duan
You May Now Commence Swooning
Summon the trumpets and cry the hosannas! Tackle football shall be played on the evening of the day following Sunday, and your beloved hero has returned to lead you home. Also, the Raiders will be involved. More » -
#boston
Finally, The Harvard Crimson Will Get Some Media Attention
ESPNBoston is live. No, the URL does not just redirect to "Sports Guy's World." [ESPNBoston] -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sacks: New England Patriots
Some people are fans of the New England Patriots. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New England Patriots. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter grou... More » -
#nfl
Tom Brady's Throwing Shoulder Will Be Fine, Says Source Within Lying-Ass Organization
This was the shoulder on which Albert Haynesworth was briefly docked Friday. "There is no need for hysteria," says a source close to the tactically dishonest Patriots, who will now list Brady as "probable (shoulder)" for all eternity. [Boston Globe] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Boston Stands At Attention For Patriots' Opener
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#nfl
Not A Game, We Talking 'Bout Malpractice
Tebucky Jones plans to sue New England's team doctors for misdiagnosing his injuries and ending his career. The Mets' class-action suit is still collecting plaintiffs. [NESN] -
#nfl
Good Samaritan Gives Tom Brady His Much Needed $4,000
After hearing about the plight of an ex-con, panhandling to re-pay $4,000 to the Patriots' quarterback, a kind businessman has volunteered to pay the debt on his behalf—keeping Tom Brady blissfully unaware that anything has gone wrong. More » -
#sadwhimsy
Tom Brady Has No Pity For Panhandling Fools
Not all panhandlers are drunks and bums. Some are just convicted bank robbers who happen to owe Tom Brady — yes, that one — a good chunk of change for tucking and running away with two flower planters. More »
