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more about #newjerseynets more comments → DirkToberFest: Sometimes, no matter what you do, you just can't win. Couldn't have said it better myself. The Raiders were destined for a top 5 pick in the draft w... more » AC_Greens_Virginity: I can't believe a team whose highest paid player is Bobby Simmons has lost 16 straight. It's unfathomable, really. more » maraxusofk: Devin Harris just needs to lead the NBA in grittiness and they will be alright. more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Lucious Harris is not walking through that door. more » Steve U: no matter if it's the Lakers or the Knicks Burn! more » TheFuriousFive: They scored 96 points. There is a guy named Allen Iverson that could've gotten them about 30 more by himself and they would've finally won a game. Ev... more » Sam Feinberg: Get this team a real stadium that's not in the middle of hell, please! Maybe someone will notice that they stink and fix the problem more » BruschisBrewsky: Is Kerry Kittles available? more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Serves him right for breaking the rules of shotgun. more » Phintastic: Dude, I upgraded from Saga YEARS ago to Playstation...and I'm not even rich. What a douche. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: 4,000-word garbled-satire Moe post about it or it didn't happen. more » sir_pantsalot: Will someone please think of the children? In the past you could get away with something like this if you were playing in the NBA. Today's young thugs... more » Jefferson Tardship: This makes it official: Who Knew? passes Mitch Williams' 3-and-2 Ranch to become the most aptly named pro athlete residence ever. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You have embarassed the name of St. John's Basketball for the last time. /s/ Felipe Lopez Zendon Hamilton more » Tony Reali's Winning Smile: He's also guilty of having the best episode of Cribs ever. more » -
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The Nets And You, You Big Loser
So, Lawrence Frank, fired by New Jersey. Is sparing a coach the notoriety of completing a historic losing streak doing him a favor, or just rubbing salt in the wound? More » -
#nba
The New Jersey Nets Are Not Very Good At Basketball
The Nets are now sitting at 0-16 after losing to the Sacramento Kings 109-96 Friday night, leaving them one loss shy of tying the NBA record for season-opening futility, previously accomplished by the Heat (1988) and Clippers (1999). More » -
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Jayson Williams Saga May Finally Be Over
According to the AP, Jayson Williams (yes, that one) has accepted a plea deal that will send him to jail for at least 18 months for the accidental shooting of Costas Christofi in 2002. More » -
#basketball
Owning A Russian Basketball Team Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
If future Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov ever invites you to watch a game in the owner's box, don't accept. Not only will you be stuck watching the Nets, there's a decent chance you'll be caught up in an assassination attempt. More » -
#nba
Buy Your Very Own New Jersey Net!
Ok, really it's rent to own. But if you need a large man with questionable basketball skills to come to your birthday party, bar mitzvah—or you just need some boxes moved—the New Jersey Nets can arrange that. More » -
#nba
To Sell Nets, NBA Might Have To Look The Other Way On The Soviet Stuff
Running a financial and criminal background check on a Russian oligarch is not as easy as it sounds. "Information can be had, but you have to be prepared to accept the grayness." Wait, that's exactly how it sounds. [NYTimes] -
#nba
Russian Dude Will Build Arena, Buy Nets, Annex New Jersey (UPDATE)
Russian basketboligarch Mikhail Prokhorov has gone from maybe chipping in a few dollars to build a new arena for the Nets to offering to take over the whole dang team—and maybe the entire NBA while he's at it. More » -
#nba
Russian Billionaires Are NBA's Last Hope
All New Jersey Nets owner Bruce Ratner wants to do is get the Nets out of New Jersey and plant them in the heart of Brooklyn, but he's missing one key ingredient. What's it called? Oh right...money. He has none. More » -
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#nba
Nets Try To Trick Fans Into Wearing Nets Gear
Want season tickets to see the Nets? No, of course you don't. Will some Nets jerseys sweeten the deal? Still no, huh. OK, how about jerseys of the best players on other teams. Yes, it's that desperate at the Meadowlands. More » -
#nba
New Jersey Discovers That Giants, Jets, Nets Don't Fully Love Them
A New Jersey senator wants to strip all taxpayer funding from professional sports teams that aren't proud to admit that they play in New Jersey. That means all of them. As usual, the blame lies with the Nets. More » -
#nba
Sean Williams Is Not Going To Pay A Lot For This Cell Phone
The Nets backup probably thought that Carl Landry's shooting would spare him from having the saddest NBA story of the day. He thought wrong, but that's what destroying a cell phone store gets you. More » -
#nba
Devin Harris' Crazy Half-Court Buzzer-Beater
I'm not really sure how Devin Harris made this happen, but he did beat the Sixers with a ridiculous half-court prayer at the buzzer. Sadly, his magic only works in New Jersey. [BSO] -
#nba
Sean Williams Knows How To Make An Entrance (And Exit)
New Jersey forward Sean Williams went back to his old stomping grounds to see the Boston College-Duke game this weekend, apparently forgetting that a restraining order prevents him from being on the BC campus. More » -
#nba
Brother, Can You Spare $445 Million?
Brooklyn borough President Marty Markowitz reportedly wants federal bailout money to offset Atlantic Yards NBA arena project. [New York Post] -
#nba
Monitor Nets' Futility 140 Characters At A Time
The second-place New Jersey Nets lost to the first-place Boston Celtics by 32 points last night. And Twitter was there. [Twitter]
