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more about #neworleanshornets more comments → Karlifornia: God she's fucking stupid. Please no more videos of her without a cock in her mouth. #pejastojakovic more » Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Concrete Cyanide: Please, that could be any Peja #pejastojakovic more » uninspired: Don't blame Denver, it's all part of the NBA's new BCS system. more » ClintonPortishead: Coach Of the Denver Nuggets Does Not Feel Remorse, Pity, Or Front-End Collisions With Vechicles Weighing Less Than A Metric Ton. more » Phony Gwynn: Even Blair Rasmussen, Danny Schayes and Bill Hanzlik got some garbage minutes. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Can we now acknowledge that the Cavs are currently the best team in the NBA? more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Rodney Rodgers is not walking through that door more » twoeightnine: Who still uses film? more » UkraineNotWeak: Judging by the crowd in the background, this was during the game. more » Kid Canada: I sure hope this guy can make sure his future parents kiss at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance before he fades away completely. more » J-Animal: A true professional, Paul Pierce is already practicing his look of excruciating pain for this playoff season. more » UkraineNotWeak: I would say that picture of Clyde was from the 70s and was photoshopped but unfortunately he really does dress that way so it is recent. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I don't know what I'm less surprised about, the Knicks loss or Rip Torn's latest DUI. more » Doyle McPoyle: This is like that time I dropped a near-lethal dose of acid and Just For Men. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Hold on...I need to get my glasses. Ron Jaworski and Tom Jackson are calling Knicks games now? more » -
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Peja Stojakovic Has Some 'Splainin To Do
The Hornets star was in Los Angeles on Friday. I know this not from looking at the schedule, but from the Tweets - and video - of a porn star who claimed she met him. Intimately. More » -
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Denver Nuggets Do Not Feel Remorse Or Pity
The Nuggets beat the Hornets by 58 points last night, tying an NBA record for heartless cruelty. Why do you make them hit you like that, New Orleans? [ProBasketballNews; Denver Stiffs] -
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He Flew Too Close To The Rim On Wings Of Fail
The New Orleans Hornets really know how to entertain at halftime. Attention: Any fan returning a tooth to the snack bar will get a free hot dog and small drink. [New York Daily News] -
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Horrible Celtics Lose Again
Paul Pierce crab dribbled his way out of bounds in overtime and Charlotte handed the putrid Boston Celtics their fifth loss in seven games. Why did anyone ever think this team was good? More » -
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Do Not Taunt Chris Paul
This tale of fandom gone wrong—independently confirmed by Pacers beat writer Mike Wells—is an excellent reason to make Chris Paul your new favorite player. More » -
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#nbaplayoffpreview
Dallas Versus New Orleans: The Mark Cuban Finally Has A Coronary Series
Over the next few days, Basket Bawful and Free Darko will be previewing each NBA Playoff series. Basket Bawful looks at the Western Conference today, continuing with the series between the New Orleans Hornets and the Dallas Mavericks, which begins Saturday. More »
