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more about #neworleanssaints more comments → allyzay: I just wanna post this gif. more » AzureTexan: But seriously. Methinks that this year, the city of New Orleans might just be celebrating Vince Lombardi Gras. more » AzureTexan: Good Lawd, did the Patriots secondary consist entirely of the U.S. Corps of Engineers? more » norbizness: If the Saints go 16-0, they will dump a cooler full of Pat O's Hurricanes all over Sean Payton and he will die of acute alcohol poisoning as it absorb... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Yeah! Effeminate vampires and football. That's what Louisiana does! more » ArkansasFred: Enough about the football team that saved New Orleans. Tell us more about the muffuletta that saved Presidents Day. more » Brazil Thrill: Dust the cobwebs off the old self-pity machine, it's the RETURN OF BLACK SUNDAY! more » DeepFriar: Soooo, the Saints mascot is a walking set of testicles? Learn something new everyday more » formerly Chief Wahoo: If the Saints win by more than three Wahoo is a happy man. more » Kobun: Here's hoping the Pats found themselves on the receiving end of an early wake-up call. Except for Brady, of course, since I don't think Goodell's lap ... more » Christian_Okoye_Dokoye: Say it, Frenchy. Crowder! Crowder! #channingcrowder more » Steve U: Dolphins Aim To Keep Saints From Touching Themselves Further Especially that St. George - it seems like he never leaves his dragon alone. #channingcr... more » MattinglysSideburns: This is kinda like how the Osaka Prefecture Education Board's new history textbooks have a chapter devoted to the "Consensual Sex of Nanking". #channi... more » Silky John-STON!: "My Schweaty balls are here for your enjoyment." #channingcrowder more » the_theocrat_of_poon_tang: Yeah New Orleans has a good football team, but do they have the legal right to high speed internet? #neworleanssaints more » -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: Louisiana Building Contractors
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the New Orleans Saints, who smashed through the New England Patriots like they were an un-reinforced levee. More » -
#duan
Pats-Saints: Your Open Thread
Sean Payton compared Bill Belichick's Patriots to Microsoft in a nice way. Belichick talked wistfully about deep-sea fishing with Payton. At some point tonight, the two men will hop off the tandem bike and coach a very important football game. More » -
#nfl
Dolphins Aim To Keep Saints From Touching Themselves Further
Miami linebacker Channing Crowder muses about this weekend's opponent, New Orleans: "They're undefeated, they're probably smelling themselves, rubbing each other's balls." Except the Miami Herald changed the quote to "[back]." Yeah, that's basically the same thing. [Herald/Twitter] -
#mediameltdowns
Saints Rebuild New Orleans For Fourth Consecutive Year
October 15, 2009: "Saints Revive NOLA's Spirit" by CNN. Does anyone feel like they've heard this story before? More » -
#nfl
This Is What You Call The Hebert Salute
Former Saints quarterback Bobby Hebert let the shit-kickin' hillbilly overtake him after the Saints bullied the ball away from Captain Poise Pants to score a touchdown and put the game away. More » -
#nfl
Saints Player Who Parked In Handicapped Spot Now Pariah To Many Fans
Safety Usama Young parked in a handicapped zone was ticketed, charged, and released. Yet, some fans will never forgive him for those few seconds he left his car idling in the blue area in front of the AT &T store. More » -
#nfl
Jeremy Shockey Doesn't Play Well With Others
The Saints and Texans, bitter rivals from centuries past, got into a little intersquad donnybrook yesterday and America's second-most beloved tight-end was somewhere in the middle of it. Shocking, right? (Get it? 'Cause that's his name.) More » -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: New Orleans Saints
Some people are fans of the New Orleans Saints. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New Orleans Saints. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
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#nfl
Saints Fans Just Up And Forget How This Whole Ticket Thing Works Again
Can we go back to making fun of New Orleans fans again? Because I'd really like to, since thousands of them were turned away from the Saints' preseason opener after tearing the bar codes off their tickets. More » -
#nfl
Mina Brees Died As She Lived: Inexplicably
Drew Brees' estranged mother died last week in Colorado, though as of yet it's not known when, how or where exactly. More » -
#nfl
Drew Brees' Crazy Mom Moves Up To Extortion
For the record, Saints QB Drew Brees still has a "nonexistent" relationship with his mother, so he probably didn't sign off on her recent plan to dupe Texas restaurants into paying her for the name of their own business. More » -
#nfl
This Lady Will Soon Run The New Orleans Saints
Her name is Rita Benson Leblanc. Granddaughter of Saints' owner Tom Benson. At 31 she's the VP of the Saints. But the Times-Picayune argues that her pedigree is only part of her success. More » -
#nfl
Long Snapper Pays Price For Saints' Poor Investment Decisions
Kevin Houser has played in every Saints game since 2000—only hiking the ball on kicks, but still—yet he was abruptly cut last week for no apparent reason. Unless you count failed investments that cost his teammates $2 million. More » -
#seanpayton
Somebody Should Greenlight Sean Payton's Brilliant Movie Immediately
Thanks to Fan IQ (via Times-Picayune), we've been alerted to the boyish Saints head coach's creative aspirations and the movie script he's shopping tentatively titled "The Xbox Kid." More » -
#jeremyshockey
Jeremy Shockey's Not Here To Talk About The Passed Out
It's been a little more than two weeks since Saints' tight end Jeremy Shockey's alcohol-assisted dehydration issues resulted in him getting carted away by paramedics from Rehab, the notorious Vegas day-after-hangover hangout. He's finally talking about it. More » -
#nfl
Saints Players Just Want To Hang Out With Their Wangs Out
New Orleans is certainly a wild and wacky place, but that doesn't mean you can go around waving your junk at women in public willy-nilly, even if you're a member of the New Orleans Saints. More » -
#nfl
Kim Kardashian And Photoshop Not Getting Along Lately
So here's an interesting photo from the Reggie Bush-Kim Kardashian spread in the April issue of GQ. Anyone see anything wrong here? Or more specifically, anything missing? More » -
#nfl
This Is Why You Shouldn't Loan Out Your Home For Drug Murders
Jonathan Vilma doesn't play for New York anymore and hasn't lived in his Long Island condo for two years, but that doesn't mean he should let his drug-dealing "cousin" carry out executions in the kitchen. More » -
#nfl
Meet Supa Saint: "The World's Most Deranged Saints Fan"
When you're talking about a fan base that voluntary roots for the New Orleans Saints, "derangement" is definitely on a sliding scale—but I don't think any fan could ever hold a candle to Supa Saint. More » -
#reggiebush
At Least Reggie Bush's Hands Are Still Okay
The Saints' sizzle back had some micro-fracture knee surgery and will rehab for months. A lot more serious than previously suspected, but he shouldn't miss mini-camp. Or cuddle time. [NOLA]
