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more about #newyorkgiants more comments → David Hume: In a related story, Ryan Leaf was arrested early Thursday morning for 'autographing' a small snowbank outside of Buckshot Biff's Bar and Grill in Boze... more » istealllamas: They're just sad 'cause they wanted Peyton's autograph instead. more » DirkToberFest: When Bradie James gets really pissed off, he goes from playing like Bradie James to playing like Chris Claiborne. Giants beware. more » MattinglysSideburns: Plaster has never been so disrespected! Annie Le disagrees. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Curiously, he signed it "Ozymandius," not "Eli." more » AzureTexan: Dallas cornerback Orlando Scandrick was also dismayed to find these words etched on a lockerroom stall: "He who is valiant and pure of spirit . . . m... more » Phintastic: I'm just impressed that he can sign his name so perfectly backwards. more » ClueHeywood: Jerry Jones looks surprised at the uproar. more » ClintonPortishead: Shawn Kemp just really, really respects alimony checks. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Let's not forget that Irvin started this by doing the same thing when Scores opened. more » Gourmet Spud: He's also suspected of leaving this graffitti in the bathroom stall: "For a wholesome, pressure-free time, don't call 555-2842, because I'm happily m... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: 12-6-09: We kicked your behinds and this note on the visiting locker room wall will remind you for all eternity! /s/ Wade Phillips more » Civil Negligence: Can Deadspin get a quack to analyze that signature too? more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Lighten up, guys. more » Phyllis Nefler: Wait, why are we all so quick to assume that Coughlin isn't letting his freak flag fly? (lowers voice to a whisper) I think he's kind of cute. more » -
#nfl
Having Eli Manning's Autograph More Humiliating Than Losing To Eli Manning
In the catalog of manufactured outrage, it's hard to think of a dumber example than Dallas players somehow being angry at Eli Manning for signing a wall in the new Cowboys Stadium. Plaster has never been so disrespected! More » -
#nfl
Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
A 30-year-old Philadelphia man, who lawyers say is mentally disabled, has pleaded guilty to sending threatening email messages to Tom Coughlin. Or are they just naturally assuming that any blackmailer who would choose Coughlin as his target must be deranged? More » -
#nfl
Eli Manning Signed His Work In Dallas
That's Eli Manning's signature on a column in the Cowboys Stadium's visitors locker room according to an NBCDFW user. More » -
#nfl
Rikers Inmates Are Apparently Jets Fans
"Plaxico Burress got a zero's welcome behind bars at Rikers Island, including taunts of 'a - - hole!' and 'The Giants suck!' according to jail guards." [New York Post] -
#failgate
And Down Goes A Yalie
Football season is upon us, which means that thousands of angry, horny, feisty pretend fans will converge upon this great nation's red cup-littered parking lots to participate in traditional tailgating revelry. These are not those stories More » -
#sadwhimsy
Poor Lawrence Tynes
The Giants' kicker was forced to show off his hamstring flexibility with The Rockettes (and Santa!) in the middle of the 6th Avenue to prove his knee is fully rehabilitated from last year. Coughlin's a tough sonuvabitch. [Best Week Ever] -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: New York Giants
Some people are fans of the New York Giants. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New York Giants. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#nfl
Soon We Will Know What Every Man, Woman and Child On Earth Thinks About Michael Vick
Your surest sign that the Vick signing is the perfect shitstorm of media in the perfect town for a media shitstorm? Everyone needed to know what Chase Utley's wife had to say about it. More » -
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#nba
New Jersey Discovers That Giants, Jets, Nets Don't Fully Love Them
A New Jersey senator wants to strip all taxpayer funding from professional sports teams that aren't proud to admit that they play in New Jersey. That means all of them. As usual, the blame lies with the Nets. More » -
#nfl
Plaxico Burress Indicted, Antonio Pierce Isn't
File this under things we would have posted yesterday, if we could have. There's a very high probability that Plaxico Burress is going to jail for accidentally shooting himself in the leg. [NYTimes] -
#outrage
Andrea Peyser Shocked By Arrogant Athlete Tweets
Hah, just like how Moe and I are editing Deadspin today, the New York Post today let outrage queen columnist and sex goddess Andrea Peyser write a sports column! Sort of. More » -
#nfl
Plaxico Burress Should Get Used To Confined Spaces
Manhattan's District Attorney says any plea deal with Plaxico Burress (remember that hilarious gun accident?) will involve jail time. (And Antonio Pierce isn't off the hook either.) It's almost like they're mad at him for breaking the law! [NY Post] -
#mediameltdowns
Tiki Barber's Dream Of TV Omnipresence Deferred
Tiki was once hailed by NBC Universal CEO Jeff Zucker as a "one of those rare personalities who appeals to virtually every audience imaginable." Every audience except a football audience, that is. More » -
#newyorkgiants
A Handsome Giants Fan Makes A Dignified Perp Walk
Retired police Sgt. Thomas Feeney decided bank robbery was the only way to escape from the frothy hell hole his life had become. [NYP] -
#elimanning
Eli And Abby Manning Would Like To Help New Yorkers Give Birth
"Giants quarterback Eli Manning and his wife, Abby, are announcing their donation for a New York City birthing center bearing their names." [AP/ABC] -
#plaxicoburress
Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
Ralph Vacchiano of the Daily News calls this move "shocking" but that seems a little overboard. What else were the Giants supposed do with Plaxico Burress? More » -
#elimanning
You Are Looking At One Of The Richest Men In The NFL
Eli will apparently become one of the highest paid players in the league after new deal is finalized. [National Football Post] -
#mediameltdowns
Tiki Barber's Karmic Payback Is Expensive And Sad
Standing in the middle of New York City while a little girl rolls red paint over his crotch, this "Today" show segment pretty much sums up Tiki Barber's post-NFL existence. More » -
#nfcchampionshipgame
Super Bowl? Eh; Anquan Boldin Has Bigger Things To Worry About. Like Anquan Boldin
Conspiculously absent from the Arizona Cardinals' wild on-field victory celebration on Sunday: A certain Mr. Anquan Boldin. There are several good TV shows on Sunday night and he forgot to set his TiVo. More »
