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more about #newyorkmets more comments → AzureTexan: I prefer my Jeffrey Skilling smoking jacket. #newyorkmets more » norbizness: I'm looking forward to a remake of the Shawshank Redemption starring Madoff, with a poster of Wally Backman serving as the cover for his escape. #newy... more » Phintastic: A great gift for someone who lost their shirt thanks to this guy. /Leno'd #newyorkmets more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Proceeds will go into a fund for the most injury-prone free agent available this offseason. #newyorkmets more » Stev D: But we were gonna give Russell Branyan that money...and then some! #newyorkmets more » crazyjoedavola: And once again, the MSM nailed the story months ago. [www.nypost.com] #newyorkmets more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: They're probably going to have to return the money. Will they have to forfeit their championship... oh wait. Mets, right, I forgot. #newyorkmets more » MattinglysSideburns: Fonzie schemer Donny Most once made $48 signing autographs in a Long Island VFW Hall. #newyorkmets more » Civil Negligence: Quick! Donate it to the Steve Phillips Defense Fund! #newyorkmets more » Steve U: So the Mets have to return their Madoff money, but Steinbrenner gets to keep all those profits from running slaves across the Middle Passage? Talk ab... more » Tiger_Tanaka: Ron Santo just read this and bought those tickets. #stubhub more » Bobby Big Wheel: #duan Good news, anyone out there who still reads DUAN, I have a column at National Football Post: [www.nationalfootballpost.com] #stubhub more » ClickClickThud: Scott Kazmir. /Aww, crap. Shoulda read to the bottom. more » Silent Q: Rump roast. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it said "Name a meat." My mistake. I have no answer, then. more » DennyCrane: Frederic Weis more » -
#mlb
This Is Exactly What It Looks Like
U.S. Marshals will be auctioning off Bernie Madoff's customized Mets jacket. So you can doubly pretend to make tons of money but fail in the end anyway. [Gaston & Sheehan Auctioneers] -
#mlb
A Season Of Failure, Cont'd
Good news: This now looks to be a touch overstated. Mets owners actually made about $48 million in dealings with Ponzi schemer Bernard Madoff. Bad news: They're probably going to have to return the money. [Bloomberg] -
#duan
StubHub Offering Great Deals On Mythical Mets-Cubs World Series Tickets
For baseball fans who have seen their teams' championship dreams already extinguished, October is the cruelest month. So it doesn't help when some mean website rubs salt in the wounds with offers of imaginary playoff tickets. More » -
#mlb
Even The Aflac Duck Has It Out For The Mets
Since we won't have them to kick around in October, let's dump this here. [Via] -
#mlb
Meet The Mets' Sad Fan
Type "mets fan" into Google Images and you get a good cross-section of Mets Nation, everything from the disappointed to the dejected. A prime example: that downtrodden, scruffy-looking twentysomething with his hands held hopelessly atop his rally cap. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
It's Bizarro Phillies Dad!
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day More » -
#lennydykstra
Lenny Dykstra's Entire Career Is Now Up For Sale
The "Flying Higher" Kid is auctioning off pretty much every piece of memorabilia from his baseball career, including his 1986 World Series ring. I didn't notice exactly when it happened, but this story has officially crossed line into "sad." [NYDN/BusinessInsider] -
#911
Also Never Forget...Sad Mike Piazza Dressed Like Fonzie On A Rooftop
"Perched mere blocks from the smoky ruins on Sunday, Sept. 16, 2001, a distraught Mike Piazza grieved for his adopted city." Christ. [SI] -
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#mlb
A Season Of Failure, Graphical Edition
A visually oriented Mets fan does a great Edward Tufte number on his team's injury-ridden, hell-spawn season. The best thing you can say about the Mets now is that no club inspires such rigorously detailed postmortems. Amazin'! [seanengelhardt.com] -
#wakeupdeadspin
And One To Grow On
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#mlb
The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
The New York Mets are not the worst team in baseball. They are not even the most ineptly run franchise in their own division. Yet, their 2009 campaign may have forever redefined the concept of losing. More » -
#whyyourstadiumsucks
Why Your Stadium Sucks: Citi Field
This is a weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: The New York Mets' Citi Field. More » -
#mlb
New Bad Thing Happens To Comically Star-Crossed Organization
Johan Santana's done for the year: "The Mets said Tuesday that Santana will have arthroscopic surgery to clean up bone chips in his left elbow. The team said he's expected to be ready for spring training next year." [AP] -
#duan
Bruntlett's Unassisted Triple Play Closes Out the Mets
The Mets rallied off of Phillies closer Brad Lidge in the bottom of the ninth, only to watch Jeff Francoeur line out to Eric Bruntett. The second baseman stepped on second and tagged Daniel Murphy to end the game. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Fisticuffs In New York: Mets Fan Gets Soaked, Dropped
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#sadwhimsy
Mets Third Base Coach Does Not Like My Pants And Will Not Eat My Poop Sandwich (UPDATE)
One man who's managed to keep his sunny disposition during the Mets season from hell is smooth-talking third base coach Razor Shines. Now you can ask him yes/no questions in this virtual ad and he'll answer them. All of them. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Mets Dream Season Continues
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#mlb
Choose Your Own "Mets Disaster" Headline
Luis Castillo sprained his ankle last night falling down the dugout steps. Oh, and Albert Pujols hit a grand slam in the 10th to beat the Metropolitans. Their misery knows no bounds. [NY Post] -
#fromthesivault
Omar Minaya: Mix Master No More
It was just two years ago that Omar Minaya was a Sports Illustrated cover boy and subject of a fawning profile in which he was referred to simply as O. As in: Oh my, how things have changed. More » -
#mlb
Minaya Sort Of Apologizes
Omar Minaya called another press conference last night, and in this one he managed to not entirely shoot off his own foot, which probably had something to do with his boss, COO Jeff Wilpon, standing ominously at his side. More »
