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more about #newyorkrangers more comments → J Money BS: The Rangers then all took turns drinking out of Madonna and each will get to take her home to Saskatchewan for a week during the summer. more » TheStarterWife: So is Madonna the one who tried to blackmail Letterman? [www.variety.com] more » vamusical: This is because of that GM's letter, isn't it. If I write a letter about how Rags fans are a bunch of meanies, can I get someone suspended as a consol... more » Signal to Noise: Where Betts had eyes, there's only space. He's got no lips, he's got no tongue. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: the intent to injure was not blatantly obvious I didn't intend to collapse his face with my elbow, I was just trying to hit him really hard without h... more » Karlifornia: Brashear also got fined $15,000 for summoning the birds that pecked out that poor woman's eye. more » Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Mark Messier should not have stood idly beside the heckling fan. He should've done something. more » lolgreg: Well the Caps are coming back and spanking around the Rangers. So everyone's happy? :) more » HernandezStache: "I couldn't believe it. I looked up, and he was throwing the water bottle - and then it hit me right here, right in the head, and it bounced off me." ... more » UkraineNotWeak: Erin Andrews' career has just come to a screeching halt. Worse.Segment.Ever. more » son of spam: Fuck them. Fuck those fans. That is all. more » vamusical: When JIM SCHOENFELD is talking you down... you know you've gone off the deep end. more » Adonis: This reminds me when Ranger Rick got suspended for a little while after rubbing one off. more » The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: Glen Sather saw this and shit his pants because he thought Ovechkin was defecting. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: The Rangers immediately knew something was up when someone capable of scoring 20 goals in a season was present in their facility. more » -
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Hockey Players Must Humiliate Themselves For National Exposure
Yup, that's Madonna being carried into David Letterman's show by the New York Rangers. The Blueshirts also delivered the first Top Ten list in years to actually have a funny #1. [NYRangers.com] -
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Donald Brashear Suspended Six Games For Breaking Faces
Six! One for pushing Colton Orr and five for a late hit on Blair Betts—so he'll miss Tuesday's Game 7 and most (maybe all?) of the next series if they win. More » -
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Rangers Coach Suspended For Fighting Fans
It looks like Sean Avery's hot-headed, loose cannon ways are rubbing off on his head coach John Tortorella, who got himself suspended for today's crucial Game 6 (on national TV!) against the Capitals. More » -
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Alexander Ovechkin Would Have Made A Lousy Cold War Spy
The Captials star was booted from the Rangers practice today "'because they're afraid of me,' he said with a smile." Really? Which of your first two home losses scared them the most? [NYPost] -
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Sean Avery Still Has The Magic Touch
I have been complaining that Sean Avery has been handcuffed by the NHL's fun police, but I need not have worried. The guy still has a few stupid and annoying tricks in his bag. More » -
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A Night At The Garden With Sean Avery And Friends
Last night, I went to Madison Square Garden for the first time since I caught the circus there at age four, and one thing was immediately clear—Ranger fans love Sean Avery. More » -
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Sean Avery Makes Himself Useful Again
Sean Avery has four goals in three games, including two power plays against Philly yesterday. The Rangers are 4-2 since his return and have moved up to 7th place in the East. [NY Post] -
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Rangers Claim Stars' Slop— Oh Forget It
I guess coach John Tortorella is over his Sean Avery allergy, as the New York Rangers have picked up the walking controversy on re-entry waivers. He could play as soon as Thursday. New York Post] -
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Will Sean Avery Get His ... Second Chance?
Dallas is expected to put Sean Avery on re-entry waivers on Monday, a move long planned that would send him back to the New York Rangers. Except ... things have changed slightly. More » -
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NY Rangers Coach Deftly Manages To Get Fired
New York was actually having a decent season, but after 10 losses in 12 games coach Tom Renney has been shown the door. Not an NHL record, but still a fine effort! [ESPN] -
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Sean Avery Slowly Inching Back Toward NHL
Sean Avery has cleared waivers and been assigned (by the Stars, who still own him) to the Rangers' AHL affiliate in Hartford. (Sorry, Whalers fans.) [National Post] -
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New York Rangers: Still Holding On To That '94 Cup?
Adam Graves has his number retired, which is great and all, but maybe someone should tell the Rangers that they don't have to wait 54 years to win another championship. [Daily News] -
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Jump For Joy! There's A Hockey Game On Today!
NBC is broadcasting a regular season NHL game today ... on TV even! Rangers at Penguins (probably sans Crosby), 12:30 p.m. ET. Let's watch that! [NBC]
