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more about #newyorkyankees more comments → DirkToberFest: Yankees win first World Series in 10 years after committing nearly three-quarters of a billion dollars to players who will be past their primes when t... more » norbizness: He should change his name to Nick Sixforfortyseven. #nickswisher more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Those folks will be disappointed when the realize they've just caught Sebastian Bach and hepatitis. #newyorkyankees more » ClueHeywood: I hope she fell to her death, and was paid $220 million to do it. #newyorkyankees more » Pete Gaines: Hip! Hip! Whore, hey! #newyorkyankees more » Christian Bruzzese: A Temple AND Yankee fan? Bandwagon much? #newyorkyankees more » SponsoredbyV8: Without the explanation, I'm not sure we'd ever get to the bottom of it. Late Halloween party and one hell of a Jahvid Best costume. more » SponsoredbyV8: Dear Nick, I feel like I can call you Nick because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you some day. It would be great to have a catc... more » Hatey McLife: Sending this email to Deadspin is perfectly fine, yet if I were to cauterize her fallopian tubes shut with a branding iron, I'd be the "lunatic". #new... more » AzureTexan: My friends and I had a similar celebration following the American pole-vault victory at the 1998 Gay Games in Amsterdam. #newyorkyankees more » Steve U: Not the most auspicious start to the Waxing Off relaunch. #newyorkyankees more » petegw42001: Says Rachel: "(and hate if you must, but my fan-dom happened before they started winning, so it still counts)" She's hanging out with an awfully you... more » metroville: I'll assume, Drew, that you're under the age of 9...otherwise, you would fucking get it. Yankees fans have been pining for this victory since 2000, [... more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Fuck Boston fans who will somehow turn this around into how they aren't as bad as Yankee fans. #haterade more » veksink: way to prove what a coward you really are..removing my comment about you not leaving contact info? you're a miserable person..what happen? did jeter s... more » -
#joetorre
Joe Torre Is Happy For The Yankees - No, Really
Given his acrimonious exit as Yankees manager, one would suspect that Joe Torre would be a bit bitter about the Yankees winning the World Series. Nope. Not at all. In fact, he's as pleased as punch - or something. More » -
#duan
The End Of The Celebration
I promise, this is the last bit of Yankee fan homerism I'll be posting for a while. But I doubt many of you will complain about this one. More » -
#mlb
Nick Swisher Is A 12-Year-Old Fangirl
As the Yankees cleaned out their lockers, "Nick Swisher's teammate photo collage, snipped from Yankees gameday programs and newspaper back pages, remained affixed to his locker." [MLB.com] -
#mlb
Yankees Contribute To Corporate Malfeasance
The half-ton of recycled paper delivered to businesses in lower Manhattan wasn't enough, as some offices started chucking out sensitive financial documents. If the Yankees could have won last year, there would have been no need for a bailout. [WNYW] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Yankee Bromances Abundant In City Of Sleeplessness
I can't really condemn these scruffy-faced Yankee fans for their jubilant man-love after the Yankees World Series victory. I probably made out with at least three dudes at Dirty Frank's last year after the Phillies won. More » -
#ballsdeep
Fu*k Your Parade, Yankees
Oh hey! Loogit! Very rich people being cheered as they drive through the financial district most responsible for our economic downfall! WHAT A WONDERFUL SIGHT TO SEE! More » -
#watercoolerfodder
Whores Are Coming To Dallas
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#mlb
I Hope No One In Philadelphia Needed To Find Anything On The Internet Today
Bing is apparently giving up on that elusive non-New York market, transforming their front page into a tribute to the Yankees. Well, they do say that rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for Microsoft. [Via The Sports Hernia] -
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#worldseries
Joe Girardi Helps Car Crash Victim On Way From Game 6
Driving home from Yankee Stadium last night, drunk with power (and champagne!), Girardi stopped to help an accident victim, even though each World Series winner is specifically granted the right to run over one pedestrian, no questions asked. [LoHud/Slanch] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Sadly, All The Clever Headline Writers Were At The Game
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#mlb
It Never Gets Old
So they spent more money than anyone else. So they didn't have to wait as long as anyone else. Ask us fans if it feels any less amazing. It doesn't. -
#wakeupdeadspin
The Bandwagon Is Actually A Nissan Truck (STILL MORE UPDATES)
Updates Yankee/Cowboy fans come out of the woodwork to defend themselves below... More » -
#duan
World Series Open Thread: It's Always Poultry In Philadelphia
We (most likely) bid farewell to the 2009 season with this absurd tableau of a gentleman in a chicken suit, a sad Tigger and a clutch of Citizens Bank Park security guards, beseeching them to kindly settle the fuck down. More » -
#weekendwinner
Alex Rodriguez Wins The Weekend (Again)
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Alex Rodriguez, who won the weekend by pretty much just owning these playoffs. He's like some amazing mythical creature! More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#whimsy
A-Rod News From The 'You Can't Make This Stuff Up' Department...
Like I do every day, when I want a dose of hard-hitting sports news, I turn to US Weekly. The periodical has not one but two bits of information regarding our heroic, purple-lipped, World Series-strikeout machine. More » -
#whyyourstadiumsucks
Why Your Stadium Sucks: Yankee Stadium
This is a weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: Yankee Fucking Stadium. More » -
#mlb
DENTAL PLAN! (Girardi Needs Braces!)
Take a close look at Joe Girardi's mouth. Why would a grown man wear braces, specifically during the one month of his life when he's most likely to be on national TV? A pretty sweet reason, actually. More » -
#duan
World Series, Game Two: Can't Find A Better Yankee?
Pearl Jam is spending this week in residence at the Spectrum and conveniently offering "ring girl" updates for grungy Phillies fans who temporarily chose rock over baseball. Sell outs. More » -
#duan
2009 World Series, Game One: It Begins
It's time to start the Greatest World Series Matchup Ever Imagined. Unless you hate the Yankees. Or the Phillies. Or Derek Jeter. Or if you're from Cleveland. But everyone else is going to love it. More »
