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more about #newzealand more comments → Hatey McLife: The Icelandic weight lifting team has found a creative way to maximize their training time, by always carrying enough Kronas on them to buy a pack of ... more » David Hume: He added that he and his business partner, Hugo Phillips, 20, employed only "smart, attractive" girls. "Hi, I'm Vivian, and all the labwork involved... more » UpstateUnderdog: Beats his other ideas of a bake sale or charging $5 a cup at his keg parties. more » HockeyMountain: "Pimps are more tough-type guys. I'm an owner of an escort agency" If Tae-Kwon-Do Olympian doesn't qualify as "tough-guy", you can just call me "Pret... more » Matt Sussman: Olympic pole vaulter Dennis Braun needs $100,000 to go to the 2012 games in London. So he did what any innovative entrepreneur would do -- he opened u... more » Hatey McLife: Didn't pimping used to be an Olympic sport back in the olden days? You know, like tug-o-war or toss-the-irishman. more » sir_pantsalot: "We don't treat them like pieces of meat." Lets see how this changes when he only has one week left to raise 50K. That place will look like a smurf br... more » ScientificMapp: "London can use a guy like Logan." more » ClueHeywood: Ok, brothel meeting. Tiffani? Present. Diamond? Present. Cherokee? Present. Olympic taekwondo fighter Logan Campbell? Present, of course. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Morality flushed down the toilet looks the same regardless of what hemisphere you are in. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: When people think of a pimp they think of a guy standing around on a street corner with gold chains. Well, I'm not saying Stev D is a pimp, but I'm no... more » sir_pantsalot: I hear he has a mean pimp foot. more » Weed Against Speed: Taekwando? More like Taekwanho, amirite? more » Chamomiles Davis: The day Mr. McGregor fucking LOST IT. more » Hatey McLife: Don't cross General Woundwort. more » -
#olympics
New Zealand Athlete Needs Escort To The Olympics
Logan Campbell, a taekwando fighter from New Zealand, needs money to fund his bid for the 2012 Olympics, because $NZ300,000 is a lot of money, currency calculator reveals. Campbell's plan? Open a brothel. But of course! More » -
#whimsy
Easter In New Zealand Seems Festive
When there's a "Great Easter Bunny Hunt" in America it usually involves laughing children carrying wicker baskets filled with Cadbury eggs. But in New Zealand it involves 14,799 bloody bunny carcasses. More »
