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more about #nfl more comments → ClintonPortishead: Ben Roethlisberger's Brain Deemed Unfit To Participate In NFL Game Out: B. Roethlisberger (Vince Young Disease) more » BruschisBrewsky: Meanwhile, Ted Johnson's brain has been deemed unfit to participate in Go Fish game. more » TheStarterWife: Nice picture. Of course this is Luke Ravenstahl's fault. [www.post-gazette.com] more » NBHS: Unfortunately, after their 19-16 loss to West BY GOD Virginia, Tyler Palko wasn't quite so f***ing proud of his former team. He's warming to the NFL ... more » ArkansasFred: I have my ten year high school reunion in 30 minutes and think I've finally found the perfect job lie: Head coach of the Denver Broncos. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: NFL Network Apologizes For Terrible Motherf@*^ing Mistake Michael Irvin? more » Chamomiles Davis: Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da Crap from Daulerio Crap from Daulerio Last pickle in the jarrrr... more » The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: Giants at Broncos: Josh McDaniels tells Giants linebackers "I own the last pickle in the jar!" more » twoeightnine: This was my favorite BCS tweet: BCS group launches new website that challenges the concept of implementing a playoff in college football www.playoffp... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Another helpful aide: a highly refined palate and/or cooking skills. My girlfriend's family is scared to death about my silent criticisms and they'll ... more » Bobby Big Wheel: It's also good if you're the annoying relative who nobody really wants around. You can watch football unmolested, because you already pissed off your... more » Greek McPapadopoulos: Drew is totally right about the "foreign relatives calling" problem. It forces me to speak broken English in a terrible Greek accent. However, if th... more » Peter Cavan: The Thanksgiving Jamboroo is the best way to get through the worst parts of the Macy's Parade. more » MeSoHornsby: "Turd" is the single most disgusting word in the English language. Much worse than "cunt" or "Drew". more » ClintonPortishead: Thus bringing the list of days in which Canadians are more productive than Americans to July 4th, Thanksgiving, and National-Fuck-Your-Moose-At-Work Day. more » -
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Ben Roethlisberger's Brain Deemed Unfit To Participate In NFL Game
Jay Glazer has reported that the Pittsburgh Steelers will pin their hopes on the right arm of Dennis Dixon for Sunday's game against the Baltimore Ravens after it was decided that Ben Roethlisberger won't play due to "exercise-induced headaches." [FoxSports] -
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NFL Network Apologizes For Terrible Motherf@*^ing Mistake
The NFL Network takes you inside the game like no other broadcast entity can. Who else could get a shot of Josh McDaniels swearing at offensive lineman on the sideline, then broadcast it live and completely unedited? Absolutely no one. More » -
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LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. More » -
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Heads Roll At NFL's Concussion Committee
Ira Casson and David Viano, co-chairmen of the NFL's brain-injury committee and spiritual heirs to the quacks who cooked medical studies for Big Tobacco, have resigned. In response, NFL retirees forgot what they were going to say. [NYT] -
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Illicit High-Five Is Apparently A Thing Now
The NFL actually had to release a statement explaining that what happened between referee Jerome Boger and Vince Young on Monday was not technically a high five. You say "tomato," I say "terrorist palm slap." [Houston Chronicle, PFT] -
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Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?
A 30-year-old Philadelphia man, who lawyers say is mentally disabled, has pleaded guilty to sending threatening email messages to Tom Coughlin. Or are they just naturally assuming that any blackmailer who would choose Coughlin as his target must be deranged? More » -
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Man Dating Woman Made Famous For Anti-Homo Pageant Speech/Sex Tape Will Start For Rams
Kyle Boller. You remember him. He was Joe Flacco before it was fashionable to be Joe Flacco. Now, Boller will most likely start in place of the broken-legged Marc Bulger. [Sky Sports/Photo: Radar] -
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Matthew Stafford Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Matthew Stafford, who won the weekend by suddenly turning into Bobby Layne, minus the crippling hangovers. More » -
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These Men Are The Best QBs Of The Day. Really.
I'm sure the fact that they were facing the Lions and Browns defenses had nothing to do with their spectacular numbers. But some quality defenses had tough afternoons as well. More » -
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Your Late Games Open Thread
The Jets got an early morning wakeup call in their New England hotel, apparently a common occurrence for teams preparing to play the Patriots. No word yet if Mark Sanchez got the required amount of beauty sleep. [PFT] -
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Your Early Games Open Thread
Some decent matchups today in Baltimore, New York and Green Bay. Please note the incredible accuracy of the TV distribution map, which correctly notes that Jacksonville won't be getting the Jaguars game. [The506] -
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Ricky Williams - Battier Than You Realized
Williams credits his success and durability this season to a new type of alternative medicine. No, he doesn't mean weed, as we're all assuming. Ricky's "pranic healing" regimen is far stranger. More » -
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Iraqis Now Using Favre-Based Warfare
Iraqi militants have resorted to the lowest sort of psychological tactics in an attempt to break down our soldiers: bringing up Brett Favre.
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In Blackout Roulette, Jags To Bet It All On...Teal?
Sixteen years ago, one grassroots organization brought the Jaguars to Jacksonville. Now they're back, doing everything they can to keep them there. (Note: "everything they can" appears limited to coupons for nachos and soda at one game.) More » -
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Pre-Thanksgiving, Coke Pinkies And Nazi Dinosaurs. Jamboroo, Week 11
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. More » -
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Chicago Has Pretty Much Completely Turned On Jay Cutler
It's bad; they've taken to calling him "Jay McNown." But the beleaguered QB finds an unlikely defender in the father of former Bears washout Rex Grossman. Dan Grossman's endorsement floated 50 yards and was intercepted by Brian Griese. [Chicago Tribune] -
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Who Had Dick Jauron In Their Pool?
Now that guy got canned! The Bills owner said he fired his head coach today, because "nothing ever seemed to go right." That is very perceptive, Ralph. [Buffalo News] -
#scary
Steeler Fan Says Bears Fans Blinded Him With Roofies
They say that you should never take a drink from stranger that you didn't see poured yourself. That goes double for Steeler fans hanging out in Chicago bars, after one poor bloke says he was poisoned by local Ditka worshipers. More » -
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Mina Brees' Death Ruled A Suicide
Drew Brees' mother died three months ago at the home of a friend in northern Colorado. A coroner now says she killed herself by ingesting "a large quantity of prescription medications." [Austin American-Statesman] -
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Tila Tequila Not Finished With Shawne Merriman Yet
The D.A. wouldn't prosecute Merriman for assaulting the TV "personality," but she can still sue him for assault, battery, false imprisonment and emotional distress. Oh, you better believe you haven't heard the last of this. [TMZ]
