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more about #nfldong more comments → Chris Hanson's Axe: Because I ripped... my pants. more » The Gizmo from Pismo: "Sorry guys, the almighty peen is not as mesmerizing as a good set of breasts." Well yeah...bewbs rule! more » NeVeRMoRe666: Ugh Lets go back to that other Wardrobe Malfunction...nothing to see here, nothing to see here... more » NeVeRMoRe666: Greeeeat...a pro athlete gets offered a position in porn for showing his cock on national tv... Gentlemen...prepare for an influx of locker-room dongs... more » UkraineNotWeak: "talented" is a word easily thrown around these days. more » Kid Canada: I was always under the assumption that Cameron Frye was only interested in seeing more Ferris Bueller dong. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Was he a man with his priorities in check, or just someone who wanted to air dry his balls? ♪ If you were a boyI think you could understand How it f... more » Chamomiles Davis: Also, make sure I'm not on camera, as I'd almost certainly have this Mike Meyers face going on the entire time. I was almost certain you meant this one: more » Deadspin: when it comes to a man showing his package, he will be judged by looks alone-not by potential. But what if he's a grower and not a show-er? more » Katni: I've actually found the opposite to be true at various poor people's gyms/rich people's gyms I've attended. Seems that that the rich gym has a higher ... more » Chamomiles Davis: I also totally understand why NBC cameras aren't following the New York Liberty into the locker room for some post-game analysis. I don't want to see ... more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: By all means, we love your work (except you Eddy Curry). Your bodies are tall, svelte, and well-proportioned to amply show off the goods in full glory... more » Gourmet Spud: ...there are men known by penis-inspired nicknames... [like] "Little Pecker,"... So you're telling me it's not because I resemble a young Edward Furlong? more » Doyle McPoyle: I've always been kind of bewildered (and impressed) that guys are so comfortable just strutting their stuff around nude This only applies to creepy gu... more » Gourmet Spud: ...a now NBA all-star with whom she had a long-time, strictly sexual relationship, and shall remain nameless (though should learn to keep his off-seas... more » -
#nfl
Chris Cooley Opens Up About Jim Zorn And Other Things
"He does not like short shorts; I was directly made aware of that. But it's not like he's a jerk about it. He'll just talk to you." [Washingtonian] -
#waxingoff
NFL Dong, Women In the Lockerroom And ... A 'Roman War Helmet'?
Naked athletes in the lockerroom and the female reporters who love them. More » -
#nfldong
Zack And Shiancoe Make A Porno
You realize of course that this was inevitable: A Canoga Park, Calif., adult studio has made an "exclusive performance offer" to Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe, and already has a specific film project in mind.
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#visantheshiancoe
Shiancoe Speaks
"Shiancoe says that everyone calls him Shank. He said Dan could call him the "Junk man" if he wants to. Dan has a new one that he hopes to use on NBC on Sunday night: "The Equipment Manager." ' [Dan Patrick Show] -
#washingtonredslins
More Dong From The NFL Vault
Another tale of televised locker room nudity: This time it involved the Redskins' Jeff Bostic and George Michaels' Sports Machine, and it was no accident. [The Coach Is Killing Me] -
#visantheshiancoe
Visanthe Shiancoe Becomes A Big, Bright, Shining Star
For the second Sunday this season I received a text message regarding an unlucky football player's unleashed member. Granted, KOGOD's "Locker room cock pic. Any thoughts?" message was less frantic than poor Tanner Cooley's after his brother's unfortunate slip-out, but it was still memorable in the sense that, yes, this type of last minute editorial vetting is what ultimately makes the job of "editor in chief" patently absurd, yet consistently amusing. And this time around, there was the added intrigue of a pesky NFL PR man insisting the revealing pic be removed: More » -
