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more about #nhlplayoffs more comments → StevePerryPsychOut: so...this is an elimination game, right? Why does it sound quieter than my grandma's favorite opera house in there? more » Matt Sussman: Dangle out of the window. Out of the whole damn car, to be honest. more » UkraineNotWeak: No picture of Santonio Holmes? more » MattinglysSideburns: While I recognize that Bob Cole is now an octogenarian Newfoundlander on the verge of full-blown senility, the Stanley Cup Finals aren't the same with... more » NordoftheBlings: Dear Stupid Intern - Your astrological sign is FAILBOT. Your horoscope reads "You will fail at life today". It reads this every day. You are a stupidh... more » Starburied: Psst. Pssssssst. NBA game is on tomorrow. (Shakes head) Friggin' rookie... more » Shakey: And thus, the first shot in the war against Canada has begun. more » Weed Against Speed: This brings up an interesting question: who would win in a fight between FAILBOT and PIMPBOT 5000? more » UkraineNotWeak: Figures, He's from Boston. more » JohnnyDakotaStateU: I don't see the potential conflict; Sidney Crosby's parents won't let him stay up late enough to be corrupted by visions of Masturbating Bear or Cactu... more » Weed Against Speed: Who cares if Conan ruined the Stanley Cup Finals? Andy Richter Controls the Universe. more » shea_guevara: So is the new Jay Leno show going to be soul-crushingly horrific, or just fucking terrible? more » Steve U: Funny, I would expect the president of Finland to be a big hockey fan. more » Juancho: I got dibs on Jaime Pressly's remains!... Uh, wait- that doesn't sound so good. more » Paul.B.Dodd: I watch the Versus network. They have a sports version of The Soup which is kind of funny sometimes. The host of the Versus version can't hold a candl... more » -
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Pointless Sunday Gallery Post: Things Dangled Out of Windows
So, hi. It's Sunday. I'm tired. You're tired. Or you're probably outside, sprawled out under a sycamore, drinking lemonade, daydreaming about that pretty fish you caught one time at the big lake, as a young woman paints your toes. More » -
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Whoops, Let's Make That An NHL Open Thread (Update)
Turns out, the NBA game is tomorrow. Overexcitement, I suppose. So let's try this again: Pittsburgh-Detroit, tonight at 8 p.m. Only one channel necessary, and you might actually have it. Consider this your open thread for all puckhead-related activity. -
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How Conan O'Brien Ruined The Stanley Cup Finals
For the first time in 54 years, two Stanley Cup Finals games will be played on back-to-back nights. Why the rush? Because NBC doesn't want boring old hockey games cluttering up their precious Law & Order reruns. More » -
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NHL/NBA Open Threads
Let's try something new this time: Hockey fans, basketball fans, unite! Try to co-exist peacefully. Wings-Hawks right now, Magic-Cavs tonight. [ESPN] -
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"The Scott Walker Story" May Need A Different Ending
After he cold-cocked Aaron Ward and scored the series-winning overtime goal against them, Bruins fans probably wished the Hurricanes' Scott Walker would get cancer. Unfortunately for everyone, his wife beat him to it. More » -
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Adam Burish Survives Horrifying Decapitation Attempt
It's important to keep your head during heated playoff battles—but if this skate blade had come any higher it would have sliced Adam Burish's noggin clean off. (Gruesome video ahead.) More » -
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No, I Meant The Other Game Sevens
Geez, that was a bit of a let down. After a fantastically competitive six game series, the Capitals laid a big fat egg in Game 7 and the Penguins are moving on. More » -
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Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
Sure, you worked two jobs to save enough money to get that customized alternate road jersey—but this guy spends three times that on rival teams' sweaters....just so he can goof on them. More » -
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You Should Really Be Watching The NHL Playoffs
Last week, I was worried that the Washington/Pittsburgh series might end in a disappointing sweep, but not only is it still going, it's gotten more exciting. (And the other series aren't bad either.) More » -
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Sucker Punch Earns Slap On The Wrist, Critics Give League Knuckle Sandwich
Carolina's Scott Walker got all smack happy on Aaron Ward's face yesterday, possibly breaking his orbital bone, but that won't stop Walker from playing in Game 6 tomorrow night. More » -
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Reporter Sees Rat, Freaks Out In Exact Highly Amusing Way You'd Expect
The above video, featuring Comcast SportsNet's Capitals reporter Lisa Hillary suffering a highly entertaining, if ultimately non-life-threatening, heart-attack while being terrorized by a Verizon Center rat, represents our first exposure to playoff hockey in years. More » -
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Alex and Sid's Dueling Hat Tricks
The NHL got what it wanted—a Crosby/Ovechkin playoff showdown—and the first two games have lived up to the billing. If only they can find a way to make it last longer than two more games. More » -
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New Jersey Would Probably Like That Last Minute Back
It's one thing to give up the game-tying goal in the last 1:20 of a Game 7, but to give up a game-tying and game-winning goal in the last 1:20—that's probably going to haunt you. More » -
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So Much For That San Jose Dynasty
After dominating the first part of this season and then holding off Detroit to snag the best record in the league, the Sharks really thought that this was their year. Yeah, not exactly. More »
