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more about #nhlpreview more comments → Steve U: This just makes me long for the days when hockey was still considered an Ursa Major sport. more » HockeyMountain: Of course, the Bear only destroyed Ankoridge because Joe Sakic commanded it to do so. I'm attempting to set a record by saying "Sakic" more than anyo... more » Sports-Pun: Do not fuck with the Nanook Space Bear. There can only be one! more » UpstateUnderdog: Was that an energy drink or American Apparel commercial? Or both? more » Matt Sussman: I've been ready for the last 12 months for hockey, apparently, seeing as I've watched American cities being destroyed by bear markets. more » -
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Angry Interplanetary Ice Bear Will Destroy Anchorage, Bring Back Hockey
Yes, it's dated and it's college hockey, but can you honestly think of a better way to kick off the NHL season than watching a rampaging polar bear from outer space destroy a mid-sized American city? Didn't think so. More »
