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more about #nicksaban more comments → Tracy Ham and Eggs: 1. Who the fuck makes banana pudding for a complete stranger, even a famous one?2. Who would eat "banana pudding" presented to them by a strange girl ... more » HockeyMountain: God Damned Tressel-ball. Be a fucking man Tressel and go for a TD on 4th and goal, or at least kick a God damned Field goal when you're in field goal ... more » MMMDCVT202: I found a blog where someone predicted Melky's herpes down to the month. It's a few paragraphs in... [awfulannouncing.blogspot.com] more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: God damn Buckeyes..off to an excellent start. Also, can someone play baseball tonight? Half my team is in a rain delay. more » Karlifornia: I used to do parabolic mic work, but for porn. I don't know if there's a better sound in the world than semen dripping through eyelashes. more » Steve U: At this point, bringing Mitch Williams out of retirement to pitch the 9th might be an improvement. Jesus Fucking Christ. more » J-No: If only he had called him a sunt. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Find: Tom Mees Replace with: Adrian Karsten Have to keep it current. more » Bobby Big Wheel: We need a new feature: tales from the parabolic mike operator. Thanks, Cajun Boy. more » Greek McPapadopoulos: Hey, Cajun Boy, where do you go to watch LSU games? I went to a so-called LSU bar in mid-town during the NCAAs last year, and it was empty. more » ScientificMapp: "Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothin'." more » J-No: This baby looks nothing like me. Mangino has one and I want one, too. Next. more » Kid Canada: "Coach Saban, can you please sign my baby...backbabybackbabybackribs, sign my babybackbabybackbabybackribs...sorry, I got distracted, what was I talki... more » Weed Against Speed: Sorry, it's still not as cool as when Ron Zook strapped two newborns to his feet and used them as water skis. more » Hatey McLife: That's the new Sharpie Faust, the first in their "Deal With the Devil" line of indelible markers. more » -
#deletedscenes
The One With All Sorts Of Crap
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#duan
Does Miguel Cabrera Need a Valtrex Prescription?
Wow, that's a grody canker, isn't it? Anyway, Michigan and Notre Dame are still battling it out and USC and Ohio State comes later, so consider this your open thread. And oh, I have a fun story for y'all! More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Nick Saban Signs Infant To Letter Of Intent
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#tommytuberville
Do Not Mess With An Auburn Coach's Wife
Tommy Tuberville "resigned" yesterday as the head coach at Auburn University. Unfortunately, no one bothered to tell his assistants, who were out on the road recruiting, completely unaware that they no longer had jobs. As you can imagine, their families are not too happy about that, so a couple of assistant's wives did what anyone would do in that situation—call a sports talk radio show. More » -
