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more about #nickswisher more comments → norbizness: He should change his name to Nick Sixforfortyseven. #nickswisher more » SponsoredbyV8: Dear Nick, I feel like I can call you Nick because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you some day. It would be great to have a catc... more » Barry Lutz: Gary Glitter thinks these guys are way too old for the "Rock n Roll (Part 2) Tongue Bath". #johnnydamon more » ArkansasFred: You can all eat shit. #johnnydamon more » DirkToberFest: Little known fact: They learned the wide orifice lick from Jon Gosselin. more » AzureTexan: The salute was first popularized by Carl Cunnilingus, a little-used by well-liked center fielder on the '27 Yankees. #johnnydamon more » TT-Zop: It's all fun and games until some young Quaker gal believes Nick Swisher actually loves her. #johnnydamon more » Bobby Big Wheel: If the Yankees can Lick It Up, you can bet New York is gonna Rock and Roll All Night. #johnnydamon more » UkraineNotWeak: You know, Philly is really a football town. #johnnydamon more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Pedro Feliz is by far the Phillies' worst hitter. He's hit 2 home runs this series. #newyorkyankees more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: "At this point, Swisher would be hard-pressed to hit a home run with Adrian Peterson's dick." more » skahammer: And a sports reporter in Newark is the best available authority on what a dumpster smells like in the hot sun. #newyorkyankees more » UkraineNotWeak: I guess Ted Williams is not worthy of the HOF and the label "Greatest Hitter Ever". 5 for 25 in his only World Series. #newyorkyankees more » ClueHeywood: Brett Gardner is hitting .667, so he's better than A-Rod and Jeter combined. Right? #newyorkyankees more » shea_guevara: Wait, you're not saying his 29 HRs in the regular season were some kind of New Yankee Stadium-aided fluke are you? Cuz that's crazy talk. #newyorkyankees more » -
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Nick Swisher Is A 12-Year-Old Fangirl
As the Yankees cleaned out their lockers, "Nick Swisher's teammate photo collage, snipped from Yankees gameday programs and newspaper back pages, remained affixed to his locker." [MLB.com] -
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Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
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Yankees' Loss Inspires Frantic Search For New Small-Sample-Size Scapegoat
The Yankees lost 7-6 yesterday, and if it wasn't Girardi's fault, it was Burnett's fault or Hughes' fault or Swisher's fault, three men demonstrating an unmanly lack of clutch, unlike the New York media's new darling of clutch, Alex Rodriguez. More » -
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Tim McClelland Believes In His Heart That Nick Swisher Didn't Tag Up
Anyone else getting tired of umpires holding postgame press conferences to breakdown their poor decision making processes? It's bad enough we have to listen Joe Girardi explain his terrible bullpen moves, but this is getting out of hand. More » -
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Damon, Swisher Continue Their Cunnilingual Rock N' Roll Party
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Deadspin I-Team: What Exactly Is Johnny Damon Trying To Communicate Here?
This is how Johnny Damon chose to celebrate teammate Nick Swisher's home run on Monday against the Rays. We've seen this before, of course. Still, the mystery remains: What ever could this gesture mean? The I-Team is on the case. More »
