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more about #nightmareant more comments → Tracy Ham and Eggs: I visit duan one more time to salute NA. huzzah #nightmareant more » Lionel Osbourne: Down goes Taylor! Jesus. #nightmareant more » Greek McPapadopoulos: Nightmare Ant misses the comfort in being really fucking angry. #nightmareant more » Steve U: Good work, Weed. Anyone watching Taylor-Abraham? This is a pretty solid fight. Currently on Showtime. #nightmareant more » Kid Canada: I turn on the Leafs game, I see Nightmare Ant, I notice they're losing 3-0. Coincidence? Yeah, but still... #nightmareant more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Nevertheless, thanks for reading and taking it easy on me. Actually, I tried to start a #letsallshitonWeed hashtag forum, but it keeps disappearing. ... more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Hey could only equal Nightmare Ant if this story got stuck on top of the page for the next 12 hours more » Kid Canada: You should see their team physician! more » econdave: I thought it would be this guy: more » Rozelle’s Bagman: Jeesus jumped-up Christ. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: In Soviet Russia this would be the lobster that eats you! more » Weed Against Speed: You would be angry too if you couldn't masturbate. Look at those claws! more » Hit Bull Win Steak: I thought you said "Fred Claus." Oh that Vince Vaughn, what a hoot he is. more » Steve U: If they had just gone with "Bear Claws," they definitely could've gotten Barkley to coach. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Don't forget the melted butter! I keep a bowl of it next to me for my weekly screening of Last Tango in Paris. more » -
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Nightmare Ant Will Have His Revenge On DUAN
Gah! Run for your lives! The Thing That Should Not Be has returned to continue his reign of terror. And he looks hungry. More » -
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Meet Crusher, Nightmare Ant's Crustacean Relation
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#duan
This Will Be The Last Thing You See Before You Die
Nightmare Ant popped up at a high school basketball game last night to do his usual job of spooking unsuspecting fans, making young children wail in terror, and darkening souls. More » -
#nightmareant
Nightmare Ant has many friends, and he is serious about his soccer. [The Offside]
