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#duan
The Pacific Boxer Does Not Wish You Sweet Dreams Tonight
Pacific University—not to be confused with The University of the Pacific—has a mascot who likes to play tennis. He may also be the Gatekeeper of Gozer, but I wouldn't worry too much about that. More » -
#nightmarefuel
Georgia Bodypainter Shouts The Virtues Of A Nice Base Layer
This video sort of defies analysis, so I'll just set it up this way and trust you to watch the whole thing: This man is not an albino pro wrestler. Just a very intense and very white Georgia Bulldogs fan. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Ray Allen Has The Eye Of The Tiger
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#deletedscenes
The One With Bizarro Topless Eric Snow And Other Things
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. (NSFW)
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#nightmarefuel
BK-Sponsored Soccer Kit Will Make You Cry
OK, it's pretty bad to watch Beckham jog around in his Galaxy Herbalife jersey. But things could be worse. They could be much, much worse. More » -
#whimsy
They Call Him MISTER Pig
Because Deadspin hasn't nearly covered Furries enough this month (exhibits A and B), here's Green Bay's Nick Barnett with some new friends. [Twitter, via reader Tim] -
#ballsdeep
Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
I live in the DC area and I have a baby boy, so it's only natural that scientists have now discovered that DC drinking water might be deforming baby boy's genitals. WOOHOO!
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#sadwhimsy
Just In Case You Wanted To Know What A Dwarf Wrestler Funeral Looks Like
Those two little masked heroes that were killed by bandit hookers last week had a well-attended funeral, which could have easily been mistaken for a Rob Zombie film. [The Sun via BarStoolSports] -
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#wakeupdeadspin
I've Always Said To Get The Full NASCAR Experience, You Need To Bring An Extra Fake Leg
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#wakeupdeadspin
And This Is What Shows Up In Your Inbox The Day After You Do A Post About Transexual Filipino Basketball
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#whimsy
And Now Your Lunchtime Entertainment: Transexual Basketball From The Phillipines
Where emasculation happens... [Baseline] -
#duan
I Have Seen The Devil, And He Is A German Cycling Fan
Dios mio! El Diablo! Lucifer, a.k.a. Deutschland's Didi Senft, crashed the Giro of Italy earlier this week in his own unique, horrifically terrifying fashion. You know times are tough when even Satan needs corporate sponsorship. More » -
#nightmarefuel
Most Disturbing Sports Souvenir Ever
I now give you a referee who wears one of his fingers around his neck. [Queensberry Rules] -
#nightmarefuel
Don Cherry Is To The Limit
Behold Don Cherry's musical debut, "Rock 'em Sock 'em Techno." It's like if Snap! and EMF had a baby that was dropped on its head by the Chemical Brothers. [Puck Daddy] -
#nfl
Throwback Uniforms That Will Possibly Make You Want To Throw Up
If there's one thing that history has taught us, it's that mustard yellow and brown are excellent choices for professional sports uniform colors. See, this is why I miss you, American Football League. More » -
#collegebasketball
Yep. That's Bruce Pearl Rapping With No Shirt On
Apparently, the coaches at the University of Tennessee are involved in some sort of wager to determine which one will be elected Mayor of Crazy Town. Check and mate, Bruce Pearl. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
This Man Is An Elite Athlete
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#nba
Oklahoma City's Proactive Mascot Just Doesn't Get It
Putting aside the dubious manner by which Oklahoma City received an NBA team, the decisions that have been made by the marketing department since then are hard to describe as anything but headscratching. More » -
#nba
On-Court Drowning Nearly The Most Exciting Highlight Of OKC Thunder Season
If you've even been to a live sporting event in North America, then you've probably seen some terrible halftime entertainment—but that's because so few halftimes involve a death-defying act that actually defies death. More »
