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more about #normalcoalbears more comments → Storming the Floor: I don't mind Normal Nutz, as long as they add the prefix "Smaller Than". more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert's political satire funhouse That is also an apt desciption of Rush Limbaugh's show, correct? more » It-burns-when-I-Peavy: The Normal Bowel Movements more » HockeyMountain: I think this team relocated. They used to be in Effington, but: fans were f'ing in their yards, f'ing in their cars f'ing in the trailers and the bac... more » Hatey McLife: Why not capitalize on the popularity of Colbert? It worked well when the board of tourism used Warren Harding's campaign slogan. more » ClintonPortishead: This is a total rip-off, another team in Illinois already named themselves after Jon Stewart. The Champaign One-of-them-funny-ha-ha-Jews start play ne... more » UkraineNotWeak: Meanwhile, Craig Kilborn hopes to get a callback for that hemmoroid ad. He believes he nailed the audition. more » Gourmet Spud: The only thing left for Colbert to have named after him is a disease. more » ArkansasFred: I agree they should name the team in honor of Colbert. Normal CoatTailers has a nice ring to it. more » ErnestGrahamGoesToVoluntaryMiniCamp: As of 3:06 PM CDT: 17%: Coal Bears 0%: CornBelters 4%: NightHawks 78%: Nutz As a former Peorian, Normal people are fucking nutz. more » UkraineNotWeak: Normal Nutz Something Clemens will never have again. more » -
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New Baseball Franchise Attempts To Hitch Its Wagon To Stephen Colbert's Star (Update)
The new Frontier League baseball team in Normal, Ill., needs a nickname, and it's up to you to rock the vote. Of course they're secretly hoping you'll opt for option "C." More »
