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more about #northcarolinatarheels more comments → AzureTexan: Re photo: It's my guess that the MSU player tasted a bit "gamey." more » MarkKelsosMigraine: That picture is actually Dexter Strickland demonstrating what he did during his torrid 20 month affair with Tiger Woods. more » norbizness: Let me get this straight... somebody actually drafted King Spaz? Oh, the Pacers. Well, if Austin Croshere can start... #tylerhansbrough more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: He was a last-minute replacement for Schwarzenegger. #tylerhansbrough more » ArkansasFred: Still better than anything Johnny Depp has ever turned in. #tylerhansbrough more » Civil Negligence: But is his job his credit? #tylerhansbrough more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I was laughing until the salesman introduced himself as "Gerald LeMoyne." /syracuse fan //bury the rag deep in your face, now is the time for your te... more » Hatey McLife: The B-2 Spirit and Hansbrough's career: Both bombing out of Whiteman. more » AzureTexan: I haven't seen acting that stiff since the November premiere of "Riley Loves War Machine." #tylerhansbrough more » AzureTexan: Re: Vols photo, three things: 1) When did Fran Drescher learn how to use binoculars? 2) The man on her left should really consult a urologist about t... more » AzureTexan: Actually, if we're playing by Scrabble rules, which I'm sure we all are, then the Pedro's extra 'L' gives the Philllies an additional point, putting t... more » BigTenObsession: You call that piece of tripe by Duffy over at TBL "a good read"? That piece on Jozy is an absolute sham - he says Jozy "has a sense of entitlement" an... more » UkraineNotWeak: Fulmer grew a beard. #watercoolerfodder more » The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: "I thought you said your dog did not bite!" "That is not my dog. " more » David Hume: Almost as good as the text I got from Sean Salisbury: Found the HOG more » -
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Heels Slip Spartans The Tongue
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nba
Tyler Hansbrough Expands His Acting Resume
He doesn't just rescue lost puppies! Psycho T has more range than a B-2 Bomber and twice the power to devastate your soul. Wow. [Rush The Court] -
#watercoolerfodder
That's Three L's On The Jersey, And One In The Box Score
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#collegebasketball
Psycho T Found Your Dog!
Tyler Hansbrough—and a Andy Katz doppelganger—will find your lost puppy through the magic of social networking (and AT&T! What a great corporate partner!) It's a shame that this doesn't violate any NCAA rules. [Rush The Court] More » -
#collegebasketball
The Loyalty Of Greg Paulus Is Now In Question
First he wants to play football for some Big Ten school—now Duke's posterboy is being photographed holding a baby in Carolina Blue? Or maybe he's about to eat it? [850Buzz, via RTC; explanation here] -
#collegefootball
Stick To Foursquare And Hopscotch, College Boy
Oft-injured UNC quarterback T.J. Yates will be out six weeks after spraining his thumb during a game of Frisbee. He will spend the remainder of the summer ensconced in bubble wrap. [WRALSportsFan] -
#ncaatournament
UNC Student Burned But Proud
As we learned in Lord of the Flies, dancing near bonfires often leads to the collapse of the social structure, and on occasion a trip to the North Carolina Jaycee Burn Center. More » -
#marchmadness
Things Got A Bit Nuts In Chapel Hill Monday Night
The tears have stopped long enough for me to finally check out this video of the celebration in North Carolina on Monday. Either the Tar Heels won or Japan finally surrendered, I can't tell which. More » -
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#collegebasketball
Taking Stock Of Tyler Hansbrough
The big question on the mind grapes of college basketball fans this morning—after "Hey, what happened to the couch?"—is just how good was Tyler Hansbrough? More » -
#marchmadness
An Oddly Fitting End To Detroit's Final Four
All week long we heard about how much this game meant for the city of Detroit. Since the "Detroit" team was left a humbled, burned-out shell of its former self, I'd say that's appropriate. More » -
#marchmadness
North Carolina-Michigan State Live Blog
This one's for all the General Motors, laddies. Will it be the Tar Heels? Or the Tar Heels? Then again, the Tar Heels could pull it out. Time will tell. More » -
#ncaatournament
Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
It's interesting that the East Lansing police are characterizing 60 arrests and "three fires, believed to be ignited on couches," as a peaceful demonstration. What does it take to get classified as a riot? More » -
#captionthisphoto
It's Like Jezebel's "Snap Judgment", Only With Sports
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#collegebasketball
Ty Lawson Shot Some Craps In Reno, Just To Watch Them ...Fly?
The NCAA seems to prohibit its "student-athletes" from doing, well, anything, but prominent North Carolina baller Ty Lawson shooting craps in a Reno casino over New Year's is apparently cool with them. More » -
#marchmadness
Tyler Hansbrough, In All His White Doughy Glory
While watching the UNC-Oklahoma game with a friend who knows nothing about college basketball, she suddenly blurted out, "What's wrong with that guy's face? Why won't he close his mouth?" More » -
#marchmadness
NCAA Tournament Live Blog: (1) North Carolina Vs. (16) Radford
Your live blogger for this game will be Joe Novak of the blog Keys to the Bus. His wife named their dog after a character from Harry Potter.
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#marchmadness
When Lost In The Georgia Dome, Consult Your Nearest Cheerleader
Tyler Hansbrough went from victory to fail within seconds this afternoon, as he avoided being called for a critical foul in a last-second win over Virginia Tech, but then got lost leaving the court. More »
