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more about #oaklandraiders more comments → FlakJack: Look at all that skin! This -- this is why Lou Dobbs can't have nice things. #watercoolerfodder more » Juancho: Hey, she and Tony aren't married, they only had a "commitment" ceremony, so if he cheats, it's not technically adultery. Lauren Sanchez is so happy w... more » KOGOD: Regardless of whether Tony G plays for the Hawks or Falcons, neither one is exactly furry. #watercoolerfodder more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Somehow, I think the Navy coach's response to a lowly Irish assistant goes along the lines of "tell me how my ass tastes". #watercoolerfodder more » norbizness: "I'd rather give my donation to the American Nazi Party than PETA." #watercoolerfodder more » BruschisBrewsky: Think it's ironic someone on the Hawks, of all teams, to do an anti-fur ad? Alanis Morissette just cringed. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Barry's just trying to tweak PETA by mixing up his birds of prey. #watercoolerfodder more » Clarence Rosario: Ah, I miss the Coliseum. Where the women have longer rap sheets than the men. #oaklandraiders more » ScientificMapp: That certainly demonstrates a Commitment to Excrement. #oaklandraiders more » the earl of weaver: It's a shame this victory over the browns won't count towards their record. #oaklandraiders more » DirkToberFest: and I'm just spitballing here, I'm no expert really Whaddya know!?!?! Another Deadspin writer who isn't an expert! You guys are hacks. Before you ... more » AzureTexan: The last time I saw someone go into a port-a-potty with shoulder pads on was in June 1984, when I took Sheena Easton to a Loverboy concert. #oaklandra... more » Gourmet Spud: Just two guys in a port-a-john, dropping a quad. #oaklandraiders more » Kid Canada: Little known fact - Le Moyne is French for "The Moyne". #watercoolerfodder more » NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: For awhile...I lived like a dolphin. Seriously. That was our graduating class theme. /LeMoyne alum #watercoolerfodder more » -
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A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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An Apt Metaphor For The Raiders Season?
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#watercoolerfodder
I Know It's Preseason, But — Le Moyne?
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Tom Cable Is An Equal Opportunity Puncher
His ex-wife and ex-girlfriend both tell Outside The Lines that Cable treated them like assistant coaches. Meanwhile, JaMarcus Russell goes woefully unstruck. [ESPN] -
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Randy Hanson Keeps It In Perspective
After learning that former boss Tom Cable would not face charges for breaking his jaw, Hanson said: "It felt like the Rob Lytle fumble all over again." He's like the Al Davis of terrible analogies. [Yahoo] -
#nfl
Justin Fargas Has A Theory About That Special Teams Pigeon
"Yeah, it was definitely a strange event seeing that bird flying out there. It seemed comfortable on the football field and comfortable lying down there literally on special teams. It very well could have been Marquis [Cooper]." [Via] -
#nfl
No Charges To Be Filed Against Tom Cable
The Napa County DA just announced that Raiders coach Tom Cable will not be prosecuted for any crimes as a result of a "tussle" that broke the jaw of assistant Randy Hanson. More » -
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Randy Hanson Worked For The Raiders And Lived To Tell The Tale. Barely.
"From my blindside, Tom Cable threw me from my chair and into a piece of furniture that a lamp sat upon. He was screaming, ‘I'll f—- kill you! I'll f—- kill you!'." [Yahoo!] -
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#whimsy
Raiders-Texans Game Is An Excellent Place To Take A Nap
A bored Raiders fan gets sleepy at Reliant Stadium and Houstonians take surprisingly good care of him. If this had happened at the Coliseum his homemade face tattoos would still be healing. [Photo via Texans Bull Pen, via FanHouse] -
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Rich Gannon Unfamiliar With The Term "Sudden Death"
The former Super Bowl losing QB-turned-announcer questioned Cincinnati's clock management skills on Sunday, expressing concern that they might score too quickly and leave the Browns a chance to rally. In overtime. [Shutdown Corner] -
#nfl
Could There Be a Problem With the Oakland Raiders?
Weird! Journeyman quarterback Jeff Garcia—usually so reticent to speak his mind—is criticizing his former team, the Raiders of Oakland, California! More » -
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It's Raiders vs. Gannon In What Amounts To An Unpopular Girl Catfight
It's one of those fights where even if you win, you're still a loser. But let's break down the hissy fit the Raiders are throwing over Rich Gannon. More » -
#nightmares
Richard Seymour Boldly Accepts His Deportation to the North Korea of the NFL
Richard Seymour has agreed to play for the Raiders this season and is expected to suit up for the team Monday night against the Chargers. We think Seymour's wife Tanya will fit right in with the Oakland Coliseum fans. [ESPN] -
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Raiders Make Richard Seymour An Offer He Can't Accept
Good news! If Richard Seymour doesn't report within five days he doesn't have to play for the Raiders this year! He's also suspended and won't get paid his $3.6 million salary, but life is full of compromises, isn't it? [ESPN] -
#nfl
Thomas Howard Likes To Feel Pretty Every Now And Then
"Just finished getting a pedicure. Its been a while since I've had one. It was relaxing for a while there, I even dozed off for a minute." [Twitter via reader Tom] -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Oakland Raiders
Some people are fans of the Oakland Raiders. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Oakland Raiders. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.
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But How Can He Talk To The Cops If His Jaw Is Broken?
The Raiders' assistant who was (allegedly) cracked by Tom Cable is now going to talk to the police, since he's determined that his career with the Raiders is probably now over. He's quick. [National Football Post] -
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Tom Cable Denies Breaking His Assistant's Jaw, Players Rejoice Anyway
Tom Cable says no punches were thrown, but given the reaction to the non-incident by some Raiders, that seems a little suspicious. [ESPN/PFT] -
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Raiders Already In Mid-Season Form
Word out of the group home known as Raiders training camp is that first-year head coach Tom Cable recently punched an assistant coach, fracturing his jaw and putting Oakland at least a month ahead of schedule for its annual meltdown. More » -
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OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
As if from a Dickens novel, the 49ers found Michael Crabtree in a basket on their porch on Saturday with a note pinned to his blanket: One receiver, courtesy of Mr. Al Davis, Esq.
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