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more about #ochocinco more comments → David Hume: ...would have been stuck with all the "Johnson" Bengals jerseys... No one likes getting stuck with too much Johnson. more » Shakey: Ochocinco wasn't allowed to use his new name last year was because Reebok would have been stuck with all the "Johnson" Bengals jerseys they had alread... more » Cameron Hekmatnia: If He doesn't Produce, he will be known as "Chad Ocho Stinko" more » Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: It makes me feel so safe inside knowing that there are plenty of generic police officers with no weapons wearing slacks to protect me from violent cor... more » Adonis: Expect an ESPN:60 feature on Tony Romo and Doc Gooden very shortly... Gooden might even get a feature on Mayne Street, where he shows Kenny Mayne the ... more » Doyle McPoyle: After following some unfortunate advice from teammate Terrell Owens, Romo will be out this week with "Butter-burned genitals". more » Sandburgh: I'd like to hear more about Favre's plans. This type of story always seems to get buried. more » Carmen McFanzone: WAIT ... IS THAT THE JAMBEROO'S MUSIC?!? more » UkraineNotWeak: I guess there are some things Jessica won't do. more » ClintonPortishead: No Home-o more » UkraineNotWeak: Romo mustn't have heard that highway rest stops are where you go to pick up random guys for gay sex.* more » MeSoHornsby: As they beat him and forced him to swallow something, Since when is Deadspin an erotica site? more » Paul Zuvella: he is doing a good job as an activist - just like his Dad Quanell IX more » Shorty: how nice of a millionaire to spare 10 bucks for a bum to see a movie. more » Steve U: You're about 40 years and one Chris Rock sketch late on the whole "X" thing, Quanell. more » -
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NFL Recognizes Chad Johnson's Name Change, With Unsurprising Annoying Bureaucratic Twist
The good news for Johnson: the NFL will let him wear his new name on his jersey this year. The bad news? Because of some careless form-filling, it won't appear quite as he'd like. More »
