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more about #oldguys more comments → Bobby Big Wheel: Was it anatomically correct? If so, could be a babe magnet for the 70-year-old senile Vermonter more » Artie Fufkin: Are you sure it wasn't the Zooperstar - Dennis Frogman? Because I heard he had an appearance scheduled with the Vermont Lake Monsters. /worm pubes more » Matt Sussman: Actually, I have a Dennis Rodman statue. The hair changes color every month and always does outrageous things to get attention so ... no, wait, I'm th... more » the earl of weaver: No, and the readers of my Tony Bernazard slash fic blog won't be able to either. more » ScientificMapp: Can You Handle A Shirtless Jim Leyland? "Yes, no problem. And guarantee I will be at some point in the next few months." -Detroit-Area Paramedic more » Starburied: Would I want to if I could? more » shea_guevara: The Pirates front office is apparently unaware that of the fact that when you trade a player, you're supposed to get at least one player back. more » Artie Fufkin: Let's not forgot that Tom Glavine is a douche. more » the earl of weaver: A professional sports team whose mascot is rooted in Native American history hasn't been this upset at their front office since Redskins fans five min... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Paging Ruben Amaro Jr., Paging Ruben Amaro Jr.. Brett Myers' replacement for this year is on line 1. Plus he can help Jamie Moyer get the two for one ... more » ArkansasFred: Please go back to the Mets Please go back to the Mets Please go back to the Mets Please go back to the Mets Please go back to the Mets Please go back ... more » MeAndChipperJones: Smoltz in Boston. Glavine released. Today is another sad day for the faithful. Afino please hold me. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Geez, Tom's teeth look like candy corns. And the candy corns have cavities. more » Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: someone will always take a chance on you if you're left-handed and breathing Darryl Kile: 0-2 more » -
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Relax, The Stolen Dennis Rodman Statue Was Not Really A Dennis Rodman Statue
A 70-year-old Vermont gentleman reported that his seven-foot bronze statue of Dennis Rodman was stolen, leading to my favorite story of the week: The AP having to confirm that it was not a Dennis Rodman statue and it wasn't stolen. More » -
#mlb
Can You Handle A Shirtless Jim Leyland?
The 64-year-old Detroit Tigers manager shows off his pecs to the delight of one really annoying lady. (Activate mute buttons.) Luckily, the camera was miles away from the rippling manflesh so you're spared from the hi-def goodness. [Detroit4Lyfe] -
#mlb
Is This The End Of Tom Glavine?
Tommy Glavine was all set to make his major league debut this season, after fully rehabbing from offseason surgery and throwing 11 straight shutout innings in the minors—right before the Braves said, "Thanks, but no thanks." More » -
#oldguys
When An Old Athlete Is Put Out To Stud
Nothing in sports makes us feel older than when an athlete retires; often, we remember when they first came into the league, and realize that an entire career has passed while we slowly lurched closer to death. It's an uplifting feeling. More »
