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more about #onterriosmith more comments → Weed Against Speed: Comes In Natural, Lifelike Tones: Black, Brown, Latino, Tan, White Once again, the Native Americans get the shaft. Or won't get the shaft. What's th... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Plastic Penis Utility Belt From the Dick Grayson line of menswear. more » Stev D: For $750, Larry Hagman will do some really sick shit. more » ArkansasFred: The only urine-soaked thing worth that much is Lindsay Lohan's Saturday night thong. more » Matt Sussman: "This week, on Antiques Roadshow" more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Congratulations on your purchase, Osmth2@oregon.edu. more » Mr. Praline: If you buy a pair of them, you can recreate other Minnesota Vikings shenanigans. more » TimCouchFanatic: It could also be used as a funny gag gift for a 40th birthday Happy 40th Birthday! Stick this down your throat. more » UkraineNotWeak: It's the ideal flask for WNBA games. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: The don't-miss event of the year ... is happening tonight at the Shakopee Auction Center. Proving, once again, that real life is 150978435 times bett... more » The Fan’s Attic: That sure seems like a funny way of bottle feeding a baby. more » Hatey McLife: I've always wanted to get one in black, but it's so hard to keep clean. more » -
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One Man's Old Fake Plastic Penis Utility Belt Is Another Man's Sports Memorabilia
$750. That's how much the owner of a Mankato sports bar payed to own Onterrio Smith's storied Whizzinator. "I'd love to have the Original Whizzinator on display. ... I'm going to use it."[RandBall] -
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You Can Be The Proud Owner Of Onterrio Smith's Whizzinator
It's the perfect gift for the man in your life who routinely fails drug tests. It could also be used as a funny gag gift for a 40th birthday or a Christmas tree ornament. [RandBall]
