Deadspin 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #openingday more comments → Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I don't know how many consecutive days of THIS TIME IT COUNTS commercials I can take more » The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Manatee Community College > Pittsburgh Pirates > St. Louis Cardinals /works for the BCS more » Bluenatic: Johan and the bullpen looked great yesterday, but that doesn't change the fact that the Mets were 1-12 with runners in scoring position. more » apostles03: Burn a cross in my front yard. I don't care----I'm a Nygerlover! more » White Speed Receiver: We lost to the Mariners. It's all over. Fire Gardy. Fire Billy Smith. Somebody dig up Pohlad so we can fire him. It's the end of everything. Just burn... more » uninspired: Received a ton of text messages from Met fans yesterday rubbing in yesterday's results (Yank fan here). Yes, because Johan Santana will pitch every da... more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Blue Jays and Orioles in a tight battle for first in the AL East. PLAYOFFS! GO JAYS! more » Chad Sexington a/k/a CW: Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah. /Disgruntled Bronx-ite. more » Weed Against Speed: But...but...it was the biggest game of the year, so far! more » Hatey McLife: all games count as either 1 win or 1 loss That's what McNabb thought. more » Mr. Randy Watson: In keeping with the pro-Baltimore theme, the part of "C.C. Sabathia" will now be played by the "Prop Joe" from The Wire. Also, "Omar Little" will no... more » Disco Choo: I try not to care about other teams that have no effect on my Cubs, but that Yankee embarrassment made me pretty damn happy. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: not a big deal in their norman bates brains Hey if you're going to rip on the physical makeup of Yankee fans, don't forget the Kathy Bates body figure... more » Brazil Thrill: Seeing as the Atlanta Braves beat the WFC yesterday, the only logical conclusion is that they'll be going to the World Series this year. more » UkraineNotWeak: Joe Girardi. The clock has started. more » -
#openingday
Your Team's Season Is Already Over
The Yankees offseason maneuvers are a complete and total disaster. They might as well have taken $340 million and dumped it in the Harlem River for all the good it did them. What a disgrace. More » -
#openingday
The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
In honor of opening day, here's a tribute to those who wish they could throw like a girl. Seriously, who invited the freakin' dinosaur? [Watch This Now] -
#openingday
Your Opening Day Open(ing) Thread
Mets and Reds kick things off at 1:00 p.m., followed by Indians-Rangers, Yankees-Orioles, and whatever other games don't get rained out today. Pithy and informative comments may be left below. Welcome back, old friend. [Scoreboard] -
#wakeupdeadspin
I'm Assuming The Tar Heels Are Also Welcome To Service Sparty
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#philadelphiaphillies
It's Back To Reality
So Brett Myers did his usual opening day routine to sour the flag-hoisting ceremony at CBP. On a positive note, it took 20 minutes before the first boo. Still champions. [Philly.com] -
#duan
Finally ... Baseball Will Save Us All!
Thank goodness it's here. It's been a rough 2009 so far, but it is finally time for the baseball season to arrive and soothe our weary souls. More » -
