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more about #oregonducks more comments → Botswana Meat Commission FC: I havent' seen a duck misused that bad since Snookie couldn't figure out the duck phone on "Jersey Shore." more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Not to be outdone Florida Gator fans beat the shit out of every female co-ed that was menstruating. more » Steve U: A mallard was found spray-painted and with his legs bound with duck duct tape Duck, Duct, Abuse. more » AzureTexan: Yeah, well, Bevo woke up this morning with a corncob up his butt. more » FEAST: A little hair gel and that duck's ready to pound out some sluts on the Jersey Shore. more » Clarence Rosario: That's nothing. OU fans are facing bestiality charges. more » Storming the Floor: Mark's seatmate is seen here wondering why he never got the peanuts or in-flight meal he was promised when his ticket was purchased. more » Steve U: Adrian Peterson, for proving that his BMW can travel 109 m.p.h. Yes, he was in a 55-m.p.h. zone To be fair, someone had spray-painted "mod 55" onto t... more » the earl of weaver: LaMichael James was Charles Duckman and Blount was Mambo. more » MattinglysSideburns: Blount's parents were big fans of Les Factes de Vie, the French version of The Facts of Life. more » Gourmet Spud: That duck has a distinct "I'm about to become foie gras" look of terror about him. more » AzureTexan: Re Peterson: Left unreported is that Brett Favre was sitting in the passenger seat and playing I Spy, because, well . . . because he's like a kid o... more » ClintonPortishead: Has to be the longest a duck has been suspended since David Carradine's last meal. more » AzureTexan: Also not pictured: the LaGarrette Blunt, the latest delivery system for Tim Lincecum's wicked good high. more » HockeyMountain: The difference between the Football team and the students is that the team actually got to pass around the Beaver after last night's big win. more » -
#collegefootball
Animal Abuse: Funnier In The Name Of School Rivalries, But Still Wrong
Despite what Oregon's uniforms will tell you (and they'll tell you a lot of things), ducks do not naturally come in orange and green. This little fella was spray-painted by some Beaver fans and left to die. More » -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: LeGarrette Blount
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Oregon's LeGarrette Blount (not pictured) who only played two games this season, but left his mark on both. And on a couple of faces. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Mangino Rides Off Into The Sunset, Less Than Comfortably
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#collegefootball
Oregon-Based Rappers Request Permission To Show You Their "O"
Not many hardcore rap songs begin with the phrase "holy moly" and then rhyme "Lego" and "Eggos," but then not that many people write raps songs about ducks. Spit that fire, gentlemen.... More » -
#watercoolerfodder
Teams Giving Refunds For Poor Play Could Bankrupt American Sports
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#collegefootball
Byron Hout Got What He Deserved
Is LeGarrette Blount a crazy hothead who deserves to be suspended? Absolutely. But isn't part of you a little bit pleased that he wiped that fucking smirk off Byron Hout's face?
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#collegefootball
Here's What We'll All Be Talking About Tomorrow (UPDATE)
Quick! Look at Oregon's LeGarrette Blount sucker punch the Broncos' Byron Hout and pull a semi-Artest, before they take it down. More » -
#collegebasketball
Oregon Basketball Infected By Cannibalism?
Three Oregon basketball players were cited on Monday for shooting BB guns ... at ducks! That's just sick! [Register-Guard] -
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#oregonducks
Was that UCLA-Oregon game the worst college football game of all time? [Rumors And Rants]
