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more about #ouch more comments → Milbury, Rolling the Dice: I'll be honest, I really don't know the size of your average horseshoe. Am I alone? more » Kid Canada: Before I read the article I assumed the bottom picture was of Mike Utley's hand. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Man I have to submit the picture of this bruise but I really need something in the picture for size comparisonke. Shit where did I put my horse shoe? ... more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Softball Failures: Darwinism at play! more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Little did he know though he received a 3rd degree hamstring as well I'm confused? The catch was so good he was given a hamstring? Also what do a 1st ... more » Hatey McLife: When I see a picture of somebody with a horseshoe on their ass, I want them dressed as a Russian Empress. more » Gourmet Spud: Every week I can scan this feature, looking for a bruise in the shape of Jesus, as a divine sign from on high that his return is imminent. Nothing yet. more » Steve U: didn't even slid to render his leg into the likeness of ground hamburger Looks like Younghoon Choi is brushing up on American sports before the big in... more » StanGable: "This MacGyver shit is supposed to maintain traction (whatever that is)" Apparently Dr Detroit did the surgery more » Secret Identity: T-minus very few minutes until new Pearl Jam songs. more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Anyone can shoot their load into an open eye, but it takes the skilled penis marksman to deposit their man-chowder into a stitched-up swollen-shut eye. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: damn, Brett Myers has only been on the DL for like 3 days more » ClintonPortishead: Shhh. If we all stay still for a moment, I'm pretty sure we can hear Brandon Marshall masturbating. more » amosbanks: Girl #1's boyfriend should've "glued" her other eye shut just for fun. more » David Hume: "It was my second time around the bases" Today's edition of Take it out of context has been sponsored by Levitra. more » -
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There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.
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Pretty Girls Make Easy Targets
A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.
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Balls, Faces, Etc.
A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful. More » -
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The Tour de France is oddly violent this year. [The Sports Oasis]
