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more about #ozzieguillen more comments → Chris Hanson's Axe: Wouldn't it be 15-team? #watercoolerfodder more » I Party With Smoot: Needs more crane kick. --B. Simmons #watercoolerfodder more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: I'm not surprised the Bears tried to blackball Benson...he was the worst at rushing ever. BEAT IT NERDS #watercoolerfodder more » UkraineNotWeak: "Phillies Win 16 Team 'Who Gets To Lose To The Yankees' Tournament" If you can't win after spending a quarter of a billion dollars on ballplayers in ... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Patrick Crayton is also pissed no one told him Medium was moving to CBS. He missed like three episodes. #watercoolerfodder more » uninspired: The Isiah Thomas model has to work in at least one sport. more » ClickClickThud: "Kenny Williams' Crowded Outfield" is the new name of my Zydeco/ambient fusion band. Look for the new album, "Intentional Crosswalk," dropping in Oct... more » econdave: Oh my God! They arrested Kenny! more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: If picking up Rios was "criminally stupid," does that make Brian Sabean Magneto? more » racistmascot_inc: Could be worse, these stories usually end with either a dead hooker or acquiring Yuniesky Betancourt. more » Kid Canada: If I use the italics tag will it do anything? more » ManchuCandidate: I made a cake that I was going to eat when Rios ever got a critical two out hit with RISP late in a game. Now I'm glad he's gone cause the cake's jus... more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: what we've seen in recent games at home is our fans are starting to wrap their arms around this team's neck /fixed //is that still allowed? more » HockeyMountain: If Kenny Williams was a good negotiator he could turn this into beer with the president. In true Kenny Williams style he just accepted a position as C... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: This acquisition brings Williams that much closer to fielding his dream "Duran Duran Greatest Hits" team. more » -
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Phillies Win 16-Team "Who Gets To Lose To The Yankees" Tournament
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Kenny Williams' No Good, Very Bad Day
First, the White Sox GM finds a moldering, $60 million fourth outfielder on waivers. Then he gets popped in Seattle for jaywalking. Only one of these things is criminally stupid. More » -
#mlb
Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson
There's no visual evidence of Bartolo Colon's whereabouts—NASA is working on it—but the White Sox say he will pitch tonight. His "disappearance" was really just an aversion to phones and an inability to cope with MJ's passing. More » -
#mlb
Ozzie Guillen Not Helping North-South Side Relations
It's time for another round of every Chicago baseball fan's favorite game, "Guess The Deleted Expletive In Ozzie Guillen's Anti-Cubs Rant." Or for bonus fun, just make up a word and get an even better quote. More » -
#ozzieguillen
Ozzie Guillen Has A Sense Of Humor About His Part-Time Landscaping Work
The fiery White Sox manager apparently purchased an "OZZIE MOWS WRIGLEY FIELD" shirt: "Guillen bought a T-shirt and wore it in the clubhouse. "I might cut lawns but I don't stand in the rain selling T-shirts."[With Leather] -
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You Know It Is Spring When the Birds Have Returned
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
