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more about #pantherswipe more comments → Jefferson Tardship: Former WCW superstar Bill Goldberg was the first player ever cut by the Panthers. How dare you, Carolina. This man started his wrestling career 108-0.... more » ScientificMapp: Yeah, Jake Delhomme really does suck. There hasn't been a more washed-up Louisianan since.... since.... I'm stumped. more » Steve U: a flaming shitwreck so profound in its ineptness that a mere nine-month break will do little to wash away its searing memory "And that's the story of... more » StuScott Booyahs: flaming shitwreck My search for a fantasy team name ends today. more » Chamomiles Davis: Jesus, the shipping and handling charge for that must be outrageous. more » ScientificMapp: "You know, the Muslims. We're gonna keep out all the Muslims." "SIR! You are talking to a Muslim!" *crotch punch* more » Weed Against Speed: Give me $2,000 and that British dude from Designed to Sell and we'll move that sucker in a week. more » lecoqsportif: Q: what do you do with a 2200 gallon salt water aquarium? A: Drown a housecat in there and then sell it as an original Damien Hirst for $2.2M more » Weed Against Speed: Looks like a nice house, but no thanks. I'm working on a deal that will make me a part-owner of a timeshare in Mecca. more » ClickClickThud: No wonder he dropped the ball - did you see what was stuck to it? more » ClintonPortishead: Dave Wannstedt once tried a Panther Swipe but ending up punching himself in the face. He then took a timeout and called the same play again but couldn... more » KOGOD: PANTHER SWIPE! [images.icanhascheezburger.com] more » Matt_T: Quit trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen. more » Gourmet Spud: Can we turn this into a dance craze that will sweep the nation? more » MorelOrelHershiser: The ol' "Thumb hook in the top of the pants" move, a classic by high school seniors nationwide. more » -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Carolina Panthers
Some people are fans of the Carolina Panthers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Carolina Panthers. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#pantherswipe
Muhsin Muhammad's House For Sale On eBay
For $1.9 million, you can own Muhammad's 6-bedroom house in south Charlotte. Panther. Swipe. [Charlotte Observer] -
#carolinapanthers
Jake Delhomme Knows Exactly What Happened To Him
"The fumble, I credit them," he said. "The guy had his head turned to me and just swiped." Panther swiped. Pitt should really pick up on this. [Winston-Salem Journal] -
#nfcdivisionalplayoff
The Buzzsaw Try To Dodge The Mighty Panther Swipe
I just had to bring up the Panther Swipe again. Go here if you missed it yesterday. More »
