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more about #parentsgonewild more comments → Steve U: So Coach McGuirk has pulled a Roger Rabbit and entered the real world? more » Jefferson Tardship: If I were a 7-year-old girl, I would follow this man into the pit of hell. more » Chamomiles Davis: He expected them to play blindfolded, too? This guy was intense. more » Kid Canada: Coach Kinahan has already been hired to coach the Charlestown Chiefs. more » OchentaYcinco: With that kind of intensity, I'm almost certain he really resigned to take a job as Ron Zook's defensive coordinator. more » Chamomiles Davis: The political correctness police are not welcome on my sidelines. "Furthermore, the Dream Police are not welcome in my bed." more » Katni: The parents thought this guy was way too much of a pussy, so they're bringing on Glenn Danzig as head coach, and the team will henceforth be known as ... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Those are just excerpts? Good Lord, that letter is longer than the Magna Carta. more » Weed Against Speed: Concerned Parent: What's your prediction for the season? Michael Kinahan: My prediction? Concerned Parent: Yes, your prediction. Michael Kinahan: Pain! more » UkraineNotWeak: I really feel the US could've used this guy last Saturday. more » Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Rick how could you cut it off right before the best sentence of that third paragraph?? Protein shakes are encouraged, and while blood doping and HGH u... more » Rozelle’s Bagman: I do not avoid women Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence. more » ClueHeywood: A shame. Those candy-ass faggots on Team 4 would've never known what hit 'em. more » Civil Negligence: The political correctness police are not welcome on my sidelines. How about state troopers? I think they may need to be present. more » Matt Sussman: This sausage is probably eighteen years old. This sausage could vote. It could go to war and die for its country. more » -
#youthsports
Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
If George Patton had coached a girls soccer team, he probably would have run things this way; only without so many references to red meat. Meet Michael Kinahan, ex-coach of the Scituate, Mass. Green Death.
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#golf
Nathan Moore Would Like To Know, Is That A Titleist?
It's hard to believe that the man pictured here is accused of attacking a young child with a golf club while out on the course. He looks so calm and centered. More » -
#basketball
Well To Be Fair, It Was A Bad Call
Parent sets some kind of record after being ejected for swearing at the refs after only 30 seconds ... from a fifth grade girls basketball game. [Des Moines Register] -
#cheerleaders
It's All Fun And Games Until Your Cheerleader Stripper Pole Photos Show Up On Facebook (With Update)
So if you're an adult and you host a party that includes high school cheerleaders, a stripper pole and a camera, you should pretty much just find the nearest jail and turn yourself in. More » -
#soccer
Drunk Dad Lets 8-Year-Old Son Drive; Hilarity Ensues
Two Major League Soccer coaches, an eight-year-old driving a van, an Albertson's parking lot, a bottle of Canadian whiskey ... that's a recipe for adventure right there. More » -
#steroids
Finish Your Anabolic Steroids Or There Will Be No Cartoons
Simply being hearty and cornfed is no longer enough of an edge for young Iowa athletes. Some dads feel that they've got to add a little something extra to their sons' morning Count Chocula. More » -
#cheerleaders
New Jersey Senator Demands You T Up Those Cheerleaders
Governing a large state like New Jersey takes a special kind of politician, one with an iron will and mighty intelligence. Nothing can derail his mission ... except 11-year-old cheerleaders! More » -
