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more about #patburrell more comments → Texy: I look forward to Pat's regular travels to my town. I figure he'll become a Cask n' Flagon regular -- totally his style. Now: where do I buy black ri... more » Chamomiles Davis: Enjoy your sloppy seconds, Tampa! /Avery'd more » Shakey: Pat the Bait, my friend, I will always miss you. May you enjoy the twilight of your career doing what you've always wanted to do; chewing tobacco on t... more » Natrone Means Business: Somewhere Clare just orgasmed. more » White Speed Receiver: The Star Tribune is reporting that Twins owner (and the richest owner in baseball) Carl Pohlad has died at age 93. They did not, however, report if he... more » UkraineNotWeak: He's just following Aaron Heilman to the American League. more » I Party With Smoot: If he thinks he's just gonna walk up and buy Spring Training tickets, he's out of his goddamn mind... more » Karlifornia: Izzy Mandelbaum is ready to challenge him to a bench press competition. more » Kid Canada: Burrell: (about to sign contract with Phillies) Awesome, I can't believe I get to stay in Philadelphia. Amaro: Actually, Pat, we're going to sign Raul... more » Basshole: Pretty sure that's AJ Feeley w/ Heather Mitts, not Burrell. more » Shakey: Sup DUAN!. Saw front row Neil Young tonight and it was life changing. Good night. Kind of. more » Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: Hey evedibody! I'm back from post-final drinking. more » Steve U: Jeff Van Gundy is fucking amazing. I don't care that he looks like a serial killer who is about to be put down by Dexter. He is absolutely brilliant... more » Jayne Mansfield's Night Off: Anybody tried this firefly sweet tea vodka? Dangerous. more » CanHeHackett: Those of you still looking for xmas gifts: [store.philadelphiaeagles.com] more » -
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Switch Hitter: Burrell Agrees In Principle With Rays
Pat Burrell rips out Daulerio's heart, stomps on it, gives it a mohawk. [ESPN] -
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The Week Of Big Changes
Well. Busy week. Vishante Shiancoe became a star and brought us more viewers than any other week. **Holds gun to head** More »
