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more about #patrickroy more comments → X-tacle: I'm glad he'll be focusing on music. The world needs a CD with versions of Farewell to Nova Scotia, The Maple Leaf Forever, and Ode to Newfoundland no... more » Kid Canada: He has since quit hockey, to "focus on his music career" His first single? A cover of the Fabulous Rougeau Brothers' theme music. more » Barry Lutz: That goalie fought the Roy and the Roy won. more » NonBojangler: David Frost is so turned on by this. more » HockeyMountain: Thank god we avoided that. I was worried that we'd be stuck with a coach who sometimes lets the rage get the best of him... Oh.. right: more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Is the "reason" that his family is filled with insane, violent rageaholics? Well, that is definitely the reason why the Baldwin family Christmas was m... more » .357: His parents wouldn't let him out of the basement. more » ArkansasFred: Is the "reason" that his family is filled with insane, violent rageaholics? Patrick Roy is related to the Osmonds??? more » Hatey McLife: Patrick Roy Is Not Interested In Saving Your Lousy Franchise Did anybody expect him to say yes, after he refused to loan money to help John Elway keep... more » Athens Grease: This must be from that new magazine, "Famous Athletes at 45-degree Angles" more » Shakey: Yeah, the whole family is busy on a fact finding mission trying to figure out which of their forefathers fucked up the spelling of their last name. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Roy can go eat an avalanche of cock.... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Gotta keep those kids away from the rageahol, Patrick. more » Weed Against Speed: Maybe he never actually heard what they were offering due to the two Stanley Cup rings plugging his ears. more » Silky John-STON!: As long as Chris Osgood and/or Mike Vernon can beat the fuck out him whenever the Wings play the 'lanche, I am all for this. more » -
#fights
Patrick Roy's Son Is Not Above The Law
Jonathan Roy will actually have to stand trial for this on-ice mugging of a hapless goalie last year. He has since quit hockey, to "focus on his music career" which I assume somehow involves Insane Clown Posse. [CBC] -
#nhl
Patrick Roy Is Not Interested In Saving Your Lousy Franchise
Patrick Roy finally admits that he was indeed offered the Colorado Avalanche coaching job, but has turned it down for "family reasons." Is the "reason" that his family is filled with insane, violent rageaholics? [Denver Post] -
#nhl
Avalanche Coach The Next Victim Of A Roy Family Sucker Punch?
Patrick Roy is reportedly "mulling" an offer to be head coach of Colorado, even though current coach Tony Granato has not yet been fired. If that doesn't work, his sons will just rough Granato up in the parking lot. [Denver Post]
