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    VTBen: They'll race as fast as KENYANS! Against acutal KENYANS! And it will be a tie and they'll get deported back to KENYA! more »
    Silky John-STON!: The only day of the year that it is better to be in Boston than the rest of the USA is Patriot's day. more »
    Katni: They celebrate this holiday in Britain too, only there it's called Insufferable Asshat Day. No, no....I'm sorry, that's also what it's called in the r... more »
    MarkKelsosMigraine: Yes, I majored in history. Well, a working knowledge of the Magna Carta is a prerequisite to work at Fleshbot. more »
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    ClintonPortishead: How the fuck am I supposed to find Waldo when everyone looks exactly the same? more »
    crazyjoedavola: The whole thing makes me feel so goddamn American that I wish a Belgian would walk in the room right now so I could punch him in the face. Ease up Das... more »
    ArkansasFred: The whole thing makes me feel so goddamn American that I wish a Belgian would walk in the room right now so I could punch him in the face. There goes ... more »
    Step aside, Son: Why are all those white guys chasing a handful of skinny Nigerians? more »
    crazyjoedavola: Ah Patriot's Day, where any Mass state trooper can fill his monthly DUI quota by 1 pm. more »
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    Patriots' Day Gives Boston A Reason To Feel Special For Once

    On this day, 342 years ago, a group of bloodthirsty Welsh mercenaries attacked defenseless Pilgrims with boiling tea kettles, winning the War of 1812 so that Boston could have day baseball on a Monday. More »