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more about #paulzimmermansufferstwostrokes more comments → Chamomiles Davis: Three nuns were sitting on a park bench when a flasher walked up to them and exposed his penis. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a strok... more » Sarcastro: This is nothing. In 1986, Harry Cary had 17 strokes in one half inning. more » Wormfather is Wormfather: My prayers are with him and the flaming redhead. No puns today. more » Kid Canada: This is what happens when you allow the NFL to run nothing but beer and Cialis commercials on Sunday afternoons. more » Artie Fufkin: You think a doctor could have helped prevented the onset of a stroke. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: So THAT explains his predictions. more » DM: This my favorite piece: [kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com] more » ClintonPortishead: If the real Dr. Z were here he would challenge him to clawpach more » Stev D: As a Christian-Scientist and a football fan, I do not approve of Dr. Z for many, many reasons. more » André Roussimoff: "That's nothing, what about the eleven strokes I made up at the 96 Masters?" - Nick Faldo more » Chuck Knoblockhead: I knew he was having health issues when he picked the Vikings to win the Super Bowl. Get well soon. more » Gourmet Spud: Another great quote: "It's corporate football and I think it's dull. I hear Woody Widenhofer, the Steelers' defensive coordinator, tell me, 'We can us... more » UkraineNotWeak: I go back with Dr. Z to his New York Post days when he covered the Jets. Get well and come back Dr. Z. more » Gourmet Spud: Get well indeed. Not sure if I'm in the minority, but I still love reading him. more » Starburied: Your move Gammons. more »
