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more about #pedroguerrero more comments → Don Nelson's Kicks: Two orange juice cans duct-taped together, you say? / removes tube socks from jeans crotch // gets duct tape /// makes O.J. even though not thirsty more » Chamomiles Davis: "Pedro's Catering: You bring the rolls. He'll bring the salami." more » Steve U: I want to say he did it with relish, but that goes without saying. I just hope he kept the tip out of the horseradish. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: /purple headed yogurt slinger prose'd more » Cialis Cooper: Purple (headed) Prose makes a fine return. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: I like how you were able to use a spin-off of your famous Wrestlemania tagline "Eddie Guerrerro Beats...Still Dead." more » ArkansasFred: Dicks are always out, flouted, bandied, waved and wiggled in a clubhouse. Sounds like happy hour at The Capitol Hill Club. more » Hatey McLife: A big torpedo hasn't done this much to ruin a meal, since the Lusitania's chefs had their souffles fall. more » UkraineNotWeak: So I gather the photo above is Pedro providing the size of it. more » UkraineNotWeak: Leitch's whole blogging career was built on a locker room appendage. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Pedro argued that, because of his low IQ, he thought the postgame spread was actually a toilet. more » -
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Pedro Guerrero Beats The Spread
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