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more about #pedromartinez more comments → AzureTexan: Re: Vols photo, three things: 1) When did Fran Drescher learn how to use binoculars? 2) The man on her left should really consult a urologist about t... more » AzureTexan: Actually, if we're playing by Scrabble rules, which I'm sure we all are, then the Pedro's extra 'L' gives the Philllies an additional point, putting t... more » BigTenObsession: You call that piece of tripe by Duffy over at TBL "a good read"? That piece on Jozy is an absolute sham - he says Jozy "has a sense of entitlement" an... more » UkraineNotWeak: Fulmer grew a beard. #watercoolerfodder more » twoeightnine: I lived in Philly for 5 years and didn't know a single person with a Philadelphia license. #worldseries more » AzureTexan: Welcome to Philly, Tara Reid. #worldseries more » Bring Back Anthony Mason: ...is that the Sasquatch in that skybox? #worldseries more » Matt Sussman: This is the first time in years Jim Leyritz will get to use his fake ID. #worldseries more » Chamomiles Davis: Hey, nobody told Temple to turn the ball over five times. /nice job Wildcats //Nick Yako FTW more » UkraineNotWeak: "Temple manages to lose to Villanova" Was the game on campus or over in The Palestra? more » SteveJeltzFan: "ready to be got" is hillbilly for "hit a concrete wall with the force of being launched from a catapault." But I'll take it. more » Weed Against Speed: "Five Manhattans and she was ready to be got." -Rick Pitino more » J-No: You will see how bad Pedro really is when he plays someone other than the Cubs. They could make me look like a 5th starter. more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: so this is like Blogdome, but not about blogs and less of a dome and more of a cube? more » X-tacle: He also says he's "smashed a lot finer than that." Mrs. Potato Head was unavailable for comment. more » -
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That's Three L's On The Jersey, And One In The Box Score
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Phillies Fans Have Something To Smile About — Free Booze!
Champagne's not just for winners anymore. Maybe that's why Pedro left the game with a poop-eating grin. More » -
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The Mike Vick Power Hour To Come Sooner Than Expected
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Petey Throws Five Innings Of Slop For The Win
It wasn't pretty, or inspiring, but he did end up with the win. And Charlie Manuel used the hillbilly logic to monitor his new, old pitcher: "Five innings and he was ready to be got." [Philly.com] -
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What Does The NFL Shop Know That We Don't?
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Sex, Gambling and Gluttony In The Morning. And Some Sports.
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Pedro Martinez: Philadelphia Phillies
Level of excitement had this happened in 2004: 9. Level of excitement in 2009: 4. Still? Number of red Martinez jersey-shirts sold at Modell's over the weekend?: 8,016 [Cherry Hill Courier Post/PHOTO: EveryJoe] -
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Are Dodgers Preparing To Get Their Pedro On?
Impressed with his play for the Dominican Republic in the World Baseball Classic, the Dodgers may be contemplating signing Pedro Martinez. Their final roster should be complete by May. [NBC Sports] -
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Breaking down the Pedro Martinez cockfighting video. [Pedro's Cockfight]
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Pedro's Offseason Workout Regimen
Far be it from us to tell a professional athlete how to live his/her life, but heavens, Pedro, you're turning into Schilling. More »
