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more about #pennstate more comments → ClintonPortishead: In Joe Paterno's day, they performed Lasik with an oil lamp and a philips head screwdrvier, and that was how they liked it. more » Steve U: I blame this guy: more » Chamomiles Davis: The real Paterno actually contains more metal. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: The robber just wanted to exchange them after finding out they were women's frames from the Gloria Vanderbilt collection... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: They fell off when Sylvester Stallone threw his helmet at the statue. more » Matt Sussman: Can't wait for the next sculpture in the Legendary College Coaches Hailing Cabs series. more » Doyle McPoyle: Oh lighten up, police, this is a victimless crime. Like punching somebody in the dark. more » Gourmet Spud: When asked to comment, the statue said, "who keeps shitting on me? Who's there?" more » Kid Canada: JoePa statue now sponsored by Lasik? more » Carmen McFanzone: Probably the same guy who stole his defense. more » Matt_T: Ben Gibbard stole them to wear in his wedding with Zooey Deschnel more » UNC_Samurai: So that's where the Founding Fathers hid those spectacles. more » FEAST: I call bullshit. There's no way a computer could quantify Tim Tebow's intensity. more » Artie Fufkin: That's not drool. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: But clearly there is no money to be made in this scenario? more » -
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Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
APB, State College, Pa., Police Department: All units be on the lookout for anyone wearing pair of thick, bronze glasses. Suspect may also be wearing a USC sweatshirt. More » -
